Cylinder ki lambi line dekh kar pappu gusse me bola :
Abhi PM k Pichwade pe laat maar ke aata hun
kuccch der baaad wo wapas line mein laga ...
Dost ne puccha -
Maar aaya? ?
Pappu :
waha isse bhi lambi line lagi hai
Cylinder ki lambi line dekh kar pappu gusse me bola :
Abhi PM k Pichwade pe laat maar ke aata hun
kuccch der baaad wo wapas line mein laga ...
Dost ne puccha -
Maar aaya? ?
Pappu :
waha isse bhi lambi line lagi hai
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.
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Remember, we all stumble, every one of us.
That's why it's a comfort to go hand in hand.:D
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anilsangwan (October 25th, 2012), JSRana (October 22nd, 2012)
There was pet shop where parrots trained on computer were being sold.
Seeing the advertisement on paper one client [ potential buyer] has come and enquired about the parrots and their price.
There were three parrots which were trained on computer and the owner of the shop explains.
1. The first parrot is expert in sending mails thru computer. If you say something it will compose the mail and sent it. It costs Rs 500 he said.
The client surprised and curious to know the rest.
2. The second parrot not only composes mail of your content and also takes the copy of the mail from printer. It is trained with multiple skills and costs Rs 750 he said.
The client becomes so happy hearing this and becomes nervous to know the skills of the third one.
3.The owner said the third parrot costs 3000,but I am not able to say its ability like the others.
The curious client asks why it is costlier than the rest even though you donot have any details about what it does.
The owner said I too wonder but the above parrots call the third as “Project Manager” That’s why.!!!
Remember, we all stumble, every one of us.
That's why it's a comfort to go hand in hand.:D
anilsangwan (October 25th, 2012), jaatdesi (October 26th, 2012), malikdeepak1 (October 26th, 2012), narvir (October 24th, 2012), rajpaldular (October 25th, 2012), ravinderjeet (October 25th, 2012), rekhasmriti (October 24th, 2012), SandeepSirohi (October 25th, 2012), satyenderdeswal (October 25th, 2012)
A Husband frantically calls hotel management from his hotel room,
"Please come fast I'm having an argument with my wife
and she says she will jump out the window of your hotel".
The manager responded, "Sir that's a personal matter ".
Husband: "Idiot, the window won't open! That's a maintenance matter !"
Remember, we all stumble, every one of us.
That's why it's a comfort to go hand in hand.:D
jaatdesi (October 26th, 2012), malikdeepak1 (October 26th, 2012), narvir (October 24th, 2012), rajpaldular (October 25th, 2012), ravinderjeet (October 25th, 2012), rekhasmriti (October 24th, 2012), SandeepSirohi (October 25th, 2012), sanjeev1984 (October 26th, 2012), satyenderdeswal (October 25th, 2012)
A Somalian arrives in Australia as a new immigrant. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says........
'Thank you Mr. Australian for letting me in this country, giving me housing, money for food, free medical care, free education and no taxes!'
The passer by says, 'You are mistaken, I am Afghani!'
The man goes on and encounters another passer by. 'Thank you for having such beautiful country here in Australia!'
The person says, 'I not Australian, I Iraqi!'
The new arrival walks further and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful Australia!
'That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Pakistan, I am not from Australia!'
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an Australian?'
She says, 'No, I am from India!'
Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Australians?'
The Indian lady checks her watch and says .. 'Probably at work'.
Remember, we all stumble, every one of us.
That's why it's a comfort to go hand in hand.:D
anilsangwan (October 25th, 2012), malikdeepak1 (October 26th, 2012), narvir (October 24th, 2012), rajpaldular (October 25th, 2012), ravinderjeet (October 25th, 2012), rekhasmriti (October 24th, 2012), satyenderdeswal (October 25th, 2012), vijaykajla1 (October 25th, 2012), ygulia (October 24th, 2012)
Boy:- Ro Q rhi ho?
Girl:- Mere marks bahut kam aaye h.
Boy:- Bata kitne aye h?
...
Girl:- Sirf 88 %
Boy:- Khuda ka khauf kar Zaalim !
itne mein to 2 ladke pass ho jate hain !!
malikdeepak1 (October 26th, 2012), ravinderjeet (October 26th, 2012), satyenderdeswal (October 26th, 2012), vijaykajla1 (October 28th, 2012)
What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.
Lost my cell..All are requested to send your contact details with name pls...
Happiness is not something you find, It's something you create.
Santa Singh enters kitchen, opens sugar container, looks inside and
closes it. He does this again and again.
Why? Because his Doctor told him to check the sugar level regularly.
Lost my cell..All are requested to send your contact details with name pls...
Happiness is not something you find, It's something you create.
vijaykajla1 (October 28th, 2012)
----Nurse: A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal.
----Boss: We are very keen on cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on the mat as you came in? New employee: Yes, sir.
Boss: We are also keen on truthfulness. There is no mat.
Lost my cell..All are requested to send your contact details with name pls...
Happiness is not something you find, It's something you create.
vijaykajla1 (October 28th, 2012)
----Q: Why don't dogs marry? A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
----Q: What's the diff between mother & wife?
A: One woman brings you into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so.
Lost my cell..All are requested to send your contact details with name pls...
Happiness is not something you find, It's something you create.
vijaykajla1 (October 28th, 2012)
vijaykajla1 (October 28th, 2012)
Ø In the front yard of a funeral home, "Drive carefully, we'll wait."
Ø In a nonsmoking area, "If we see you smoking, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
Ø On a maternity room door, "Push, Push, Push."
Ø On a front door, "Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog."
Ø At an optometrist's office, "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
Ø On a taxidermist's window, "We really know our stuff."
Ø On a butcher's window, "Let me meat your needs."
Ø On a fence, "Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive."
Ø At a car dealership, "The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment."
Ø Outside a muffler shop, "No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming."
Ø On a desk in a reception room, "We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left."
Ø In a veterinarian's waiting room, "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
Ø In a Beauty Shop, "Dye now!"
Ø On the side of a garbage truck, "We've got what it takes to take what you've got." (Burglars please copy.)
Ø In a restaurant window, "Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up."
Ø Inside a bowling alley, "Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop."
Ø In a cafeteria, "Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want."
Lost my cell..All are requested to send your contact details with name pls...
Happiness is not something you find, It's something you create.
vijaykajla1 (October 28th, 2012)
1pagal Aaina Dekh k sochne lga,
isko kahin dekha h.
thodi der sochne k baad
O Teri ye to wohi hai
jo Mere sath us din Baal ktwa raha tha!
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.
DrRajpalSingh (October 29th, 2012), ravinderjeet (October 28th, 2012)
Stop pasting non jat jokes here!
There is a place in Delhi named "Rani Bagh". I say its irony at it's fullest!
DrRajpalSingh (October 29th, 2012), ravinderjeet (October 29th, 2012), vicky84 (October 29th, 2012)