vishalsunsunwal (September 23rd, 2011)
तिहाड़ जेल में अमर सिंह को देख कर,
कलमाड़ी, राजा और कोड़ा बहुत हँसे,
कि हम तो पैसे लेकर अन्दर आयें है,
पर यह 'वज्र मूर्ख' तो पैसे देकर अन्दर आया है.
India and Israel (Hindus & Jews) are true friends in this World. Both are Long Live and yes also both have survived and surviving under adverse conditions.
narvir (July 7th, 2012), sukhbirhooda (September 26th, 2011), vijaykajla1 (September 16th, 2011), vishalsunsunwal (September 23rd, 2011)
15 दिन बाद
पतनी मायके से फोन करके पति को - मैं 15 दिन में आधी हो गई हूं, आप मुझे लेने कब आओगे ?
पति - ओर 15 दिन बाद
I always do the worst and hope for the best...:rock
jaatdesi (September 17th, 2011), narvir (July 7th, 2012), rajpaldular (September 17th, 2011), sukhbirhooda (September 26th, 2011), vijaykajla1 (September 19th, 2011), vishalsunsunwal (September 23rd, 2011)
दिग्विजय सिंह को लगा बड़ा झटका...
पता लगा है कि कांग्रेस के झंडे में जो हाथ है वो भी आरएसएस का है!
India and Israel (Hindus & Jews) are true friends in this World. Both are Long Live and yes also both have survived and surviving under adverse conditions.
JSRana (September 19th, 2011), kuldeeppunia25 (September 19th, 2011), narvir (July 7th, 2012), sukhbirhooda (September 26th, 2011), vishalsunsunwal (September 23rd, 2011)
नाम भूल गया हूँ
एक बार dinning टेबल पर एक बुजुर्ग आदमी आपनी बीबी को डार्लिंग , स्वीट heart , dear कह कर बुला रहा था.साथ में खाना खाने वाले लोग बड़े इम्म्प्रेस्सेड थे. एक से रहा नहीं गया और पूछ लिया की सर, आप शादी के इतने दीनों
बाद भी इतने प्यार से एक दुसरे को बुलाते हो इस प्यार का क्या राज है?.
बुजुर्ग आदमी बोला की भाई यह बात नहीं है असल में तो मै इस का नाम भूल गया हूँ........
nainsunil007 (September 20th, 2011), narvir (July 7th, 2012), rajpaldular (September 20th, 2011), sandeep81 (October 20th, 2011), vishalsunsunwal (September 23rd, 2011)
Santa school se rota hua aya
Ma- Q ro rhe ho
S- Sir ne mara
M- Q
S- Wo banta ko daant rahe the to maine misal di 'Jo Bhonkte hai wo kat te nahi'
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.
jaatdesi (September 20th, 2011), rajpaldular (September 20th, 2011), vishalsunsunwal (September 23rd, 2011)
INSTALLING HUSBAND
A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly underBoyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5..0,MONEY 3.0and CRICKET 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6simply crashes the system..
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5..3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
______ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________
Reply
DEAR Madam,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. htmland try to downloadTears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband1..0should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5..
However, remember, overuse of the above application can causeHusband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOTunder any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.
Good Luck Madam!
Jatt mauja karda e, rab re thod koi na rakhin
jaatdesi (September 20th, 2011), narvir (July 7th, 2012), rajpaldular (September 26th, 2011), ravinderjeet (September 23rd, 2011), vishalsunsunwal (September 23rd, 2011)
Jatt mauja karda e, rab re thod koi na rakhin
बता के भेजूं
Girlfriend apne boyfrnd ko msg karti hai -
Agra tum so rahe ho to sapne bhejo, agra jaag rahe ho to yaaden bhejo, agra ro rahe ho to aansu bhejo
Boyfriend reply - Toilet me baitha hoon, bata ke bhejun ?
I always do the worst and hope for the best...:rock
jaatdesi (September 20th, 2011), Malikpriya (September 21st, 2011), narvir (July 7th, 2012), Rajkamal (September 20th, 2011), rajpaldular (September 26th, 2011), ravinderjeet (September 21st, 2011), vijaykajla1 (September 21st, 2011), vishalsunsunwal (September 23rd, 2011)
Google Like Wife
A husband once complained: Dear Google, Please stop behaving like my wife... Will you please allow me to complete the whole sentence before you start?
I always do the worst and hope for the best...:rock
JSRana (September 21st, 2011), Malikpriya (September 21st, 2011), narvir (July 7th, 2012), rajpaldular (September 26th, 2011), vishalsunsunwal (September 23rd, 2011)
थप्पड़ मारने से नाराज पत्नी से पति ने कहा – आदमी उसे ही थप्पड़ मारता है जिसे वो प्यार करता है । पत्नी ने पति को दो थप्पड़ मारे और बोली – आप क्या समझते हैं मैं आपसे प्यार नहीं करती ……. :rock:rock
Don't show me Attitude .............I got more than You............
rajpaldular (September 26th, 2011), vishalsunsunwal (September 23rd, 2011)
Serious Joke
सारे सरदार अभी तक ये सोच कर परेशान हैं कि - जब अन्ना ने १३ दिन तक कुछ खाया ही नही तो वो बिल किस चीज का मांग रहे हैं
I always do the worst and hope for the best...:rock
rajpaldular (September 26th, 2011), vijaykajla1 (September 21st, 2011), vishalsunsunwal (September 23rd, 2011)
कितने परकार के काल
मास्टर ने सरदार से पूछा - काल कितने परकार के होते हैं ?
सरदार - जी सात परकार के
Local Kaal
STD Kaal
ISD Kaal
Missed Kaal
Received Kaal
Dialled Kaal
or
SasriaKaal
I always do the worst and hope for the best...:rock
jaatdesi (September 21st, 2011), rajpaldular (September 26th, 2011), vijaykajla1 (September 21st, 2011), vishalsunsunwal (September 23rd, 2011)
6 साल का बच्चा रो रहा था!
पिता: तुम क्यों रो रहे हो? मुझे बताओ मैं तुम्हारा दोस्त हूँ!
बच्चा: कुछ नहीं यार, जरा सा होर्लिक्स क्या मांग लिया तेरी आइटम भड़क गई.....:thappad
Don't show me Attitude .............I got more than You............
jaatdesi (September 21st, 2011), JSRana (September 21st, 2011), nainsunil007 (September 21st, 2011), narvir (July 7th, 2012), rajpaldular (September 26th, 2011), sandeep81 (October 20th, 2011), vishalsunsunwal (September 23rd, 2011)
आज एक साची घटना घटी ,मेरी बेटी के स्कूल में ,उनकी टीचर बोली "आई गोट टू डोटअर्स,बोथ आर गर्ल्स "|
:rockwhen you found a key to success,some ideot change the lock,*******BREAK THE DOOR.
हक़ मांगने से नहीं मिलता , छिना जाता हे |
अहिंसा कमजोरों का हथियार हे |
पगड़ी संभाल जट्टा |
मौत नु आंगालियाँ पे नचांदे , ते आपां जाट कुहांदे |
JSRana (September 21st, 2011), karan (December 22nd, 2011), nainsunil007 (September 21st, 2011), narvir (July 7th, 2012), rajpaldular (September 26th, 2011), vijaykajla1 (September 21st, 2011), vishalsunsunwal (September 23rd, 2011)
Ek ladka Pee k ghar louta,
Dad se bachne k lie badi c book lekar padhne lga
Dad-P K aya h?
Son-Ni to
Dad-Kamine! fir suitcase khol k kya bak bak kr rha hai.......:boxing
Don't show me Attitude .............I got more than You............
narvir (July 7th, 2012), rajpaldular (September 26th, 2011), ravinderjeet (September 23rd, 2011), sandeep81 (October 20th, 2011), vishalsunsunwal (September 23rd, 2011)
हॉस्टल में सुबह सुबह नहाने के लीये लडकीयों की लाइन लग गयी पर अंदर गयी हुए लडकी काफी देर से नहीं निकली. एक बहार वाली लडकी अंदर वाली लडकी से बोली - नहाने के लीये अंदर भेजा था, बसने के लीये नहीं!
Attention seekers and attention getters are two different class of people.
prashantacmet (September 23rd, 2011), rajpaldular (September 26th, 2011)
yo k tha......Non Jat Joke ka matlab yo nhi ki kuch bhi chep dyo...
The word "EQUAL" has no meaning in human life
karan (December 22nd, 2011)
Private School k Bache Zoo me- oh !! wow mnky is sleeping don't distub..
Govt. School k bache -OYE wOH dEKH TERA BAAP SO RAHA HAI ..PATHAR MAAR SAALE KE.......:rock
Don't show me Attitude .............I got more than You............
rajpaldular (September 26th, 2011), vishalsunsunwal (September 23rd, 2011)