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  1. #81
    Quote Originally Posted by Rajkamal View Post
    Bhai joke to badiyaa tha par yo suhagraat ala din kun sa ho se mere hisaab te to raat a honi chahiye thi..................
    के फरक पडै सै भाई, दिन हो च रात
    I always do the worst and hope for the best...:rock

  2. #82
    Quote Originally Posted by nainsunil007 View Post
    के फरक पडै सै भाई, दिन हो च रात
    Sardaarni ne to apna sir fod liyaa hooga kis ke byaahi gayi..........................

    Santa bhi nira a baawli pooonjhad tha..................
    जाट के दो ठिकाने 1 ठेका 1 थाने.:rock

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  4. #83
    तिहाड़ जेल में अमर सिंह को देख कर,
    कलमाड़ी, राजा और कोड़ा बहुत हँसे,
    कि हम तो पैसे लेकर अन्दर आयें है,
    पर यह 'वज्र मूर्ख' तो पैसे देकर अन्दर आया है.
    India and Israel (Hindus & Jews) are true friends in this World. Both are Long Live and yes also both have survived and surviving under adverse conditions.

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  6. #84
    15 दिन बाद


    पतनी मायके से फोन करके पति को - मैं 15 दिन में आधी हो गई हूं, आप मुझे लेने कब आओगे ?
    पति - ओर 15 दिन बाद
    I always do the worst and hope for the best...:rock

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  8. #85
    दिग्विजय सिंह को लगा बड़ा झटका...

    पता लगा है कि कांग्रेस के झंडे में जो हाथ है वो भी आरएसएस का है!
    India and Israel (Hindus & Jews) are true friends in this World. Both are Long Live and yes also both have survived and surviving under adverse conditions.

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  10. #86
    नाम भूल गया हूँ
    एक बार dinning टेबल पर एक बुजुर्ग आदमी आपनी बीबी को डार्लिंग , स्वीट heart , dear कह कर बुला रहा था.साथ में खाना खाने वाले लोग बड़े इम्म्प्रेस्सेड थे. एक से रहा नहीं गया और पूछ लिया की सर, आप शादी के इतने दीनों
    बाद भी इतने प्यार से एक दुसरे को बुलाते हो इस प्यार का क्या राज है?.


    बुजुर्ग आदमी बोला की भाई यह बात नहीं है असल में तो मै इस का नाम भूल गया हूँ........

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  12. #87
    Santa school se rota hua aya
    Ma- Q ro rhe ho
    S- Sir ne mara
    M- Q
    S- Wo banta ko daant rahe the to maine misal di 'Jo Bhonkte hai wo kat te nahi'
    Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.

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  14. #88
    INSTALLING HUSBAND‏
    A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy


    Dear Tech Support
    ,

    Last year I upgraded from
    Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly underBoyfriend 5.0.

    In addition,
    Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as

    Romance 9.5
    and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5..0,MONEY 3.0and CRICKET 4.1.

    Conversation 8.0
    no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6simply crashes the system..

    Please note that I have tried running
    Nagging 5..3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

    What can I do?

    Signed,

    ______ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________


    Reply


    DEAR Madam,


    First, keep in mind,
    Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

    Please enter command:
    ithoughtyoulovedme. htmland try to downloadTears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
    If that application works as designed,
    Husband1..0should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5..

    However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause
    Husband 1.0 to default to
    Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1.
    Please note that
    Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

    Whatever you do,
    DO NOTunder any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

    In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the
    Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

    In summary,
    Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
    You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
    We recommend:
    Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.

    Good Luck Madam!




    Jatt mauja karda e, rab re thod koi na rakhin

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  16. #89

    Wo Dekho ek Software engineer ja raha hai







    Jatt mauja karda e, rab re thod koi na rakhin

  17. #90
    बता के भेजूं


    Girlfriend apne boyfrnd ko msg karti hai -
    Agra tum so rahe ho to sapne bhejo, agra jaag rahe ho to yaaden bhejo, agra ro rahe ho to aansu bhejo
    Boyfriend reply - Toilet me baitha hoon, bata ke bhejun ?
    I always do the worst and hope for the best...:rock

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  19. #91
    Google Like Wife

    A husband once complained: Dear Google, Please stop behaving like my wife... Will you please allow me to complete the whole sentence before you start?
    I always do the worst and hope for the best...:rock

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  21. #92
    थप्पड़ मारने से नाराज पत्नी से पति ने कहा – आदमी उसे ही थप्पड़ मारता है जिसे वो प्यार करता है । पत्नी ने पति को दो थप्पड़ मारे और बोली – आप क्या समझते हैं मैं आपसे प्यार नहीं करती ……. :rock:rock
    Don't show me Attitude .............I got more than You............

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  23. #93
    Serious Joke
    सारे सरदार अभी तक ये सोच कर परेशान हैं कि - जब अन्ना ने १३ दिन तक कुछ खाया ही नही तो वो बिल किस चीज का मांग रहे हैं
    I always do the worst and hope for the best...:rock

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  25. #94
    कितने परकार के काल


    मास्टर ने सरदार से पूछा - काल कितने परकार के होते हैं ?
    सरदार - जी सात परकार के
    Local Kaal
    STD Kaal
    ISD Kaal
    Missed Kaal
    Received Kaal
    Dialled Kaal

    or

    SasriaKaal



    I always do the worst and hope for the best...:rock

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  27. #95
    ‎6 साल का बच्चा रो रहा था!
    पिता: तुम क्यों रो रहे हो? मुझे बताओ मैं तुम्हारा दोस्त हूँ!
    बच्चा: कुछ नहीं यार, जरा सा होर्लिक्स क्या मांग लिया तेरी आइटम भड़क गई.....:thappad
    Don't show me Attitude .............I got more than You............

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  29. #96
    आज एक साची घटना घटी ,मेरी बेटी के स्कूल में ,उनकी टीचर बोली "आई गोट टू डोटअर्स,बोथ आर गर्ल्स "|
    :rockwhen you found a key to success,some ideot change the lock,*******BREAK THE DOOR.
    हक़ मांगने से नहीं मिलता , छिना जाता हे |
    अहिंसा कमजोरों का हथियार हे |
    पगड़ी संभाल जट्टा |
    मौत नु आंगालियाँ पे नचांदे , ते आपां जाट कुहांदे |

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  31. #97
    Ek ladka Pee k ghar louta,
    Dad se bachne k lie badi c book lekar padhne lga

    Dad-P K aya h?

    Son-Ni to
    Dad-Kamine! fir suitcase khol k kya bak bak kr rha hai.......:boxing
    Don't show me Attitude .............I got more than You............

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  33. #98
    हॉस्टल में सुबह सुबह नहाने के लीये लडकीयों की लाइन लग गयी पर अंदर गयी हुए लडकी काफी देर से नहीं निकली. एक बहार वाली लडकी अंदर वाली लडकी से बोली - नहाने के लीये अंदर भेजा था, बसने के लीये नहीं!
    Attention seekers and attention getters are two different class of people.

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  35. #99
    yo k tha......Non Jat Joke ka matlab yo nhi ki kuch bhi chep dyo...
    The word "EQUAL" has no meaning in human life

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  37. #100
    Private School k Bache Zoo me- oh !! wow mnky is sleeping don't distub..

    Govt. School k bache -OYE wOH dEKH TERA BAAP SO RAHA HAI ..PATHAR MAAR SAALE KE.......:rock
    Don't show me Attitude .............I got more than You............

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