This thread is to share here non Jat Jokes. You all are cordially invited to share non jat jokes which u can not share in Humur section.
PAGAL NAHI
Girl : Main Jab Bhi Call Karti Hoon Tum Shaving Kar Rahe Hote Ho,
Din Mein Kitni Bar Shaving Karte Ho?
Boy : 30-40 Bar..
Girl : Pagal Ho Kya?
Boy : Pagal Nahi Naai Hoon…
I always do the worst and hope for the best...:rock
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Originally Posted by nainsunil007
Areee Naai S keeee....................................???
I always learn from the mistake of others, who take my advice !!!
"राणा का ठीकाना .......ठेका र थाना".
narvir (July 7th, 2012)
Na bhai.
kai be non jaat jokes bhi badhiya hoya karen jyanti aade chaap diya
I always do the worst and hope for the best...:rock
Bisky (November 24th, 2011), vishalsunsunwal (July 25th, 2011)
Fer Fisalna padega
Ek bar Santa rah chalta ek kele ke chilke pe te fisal gaya
wo utha ar thodi dur jake dubara dusre chilke pe uska per pada ar fir fisal gaya
badi muskal te utha ar char kadam chal ke phir ek aur chilka dikhai de gaya
ib santa bol pada Oh tere ki ib fer fisalna padega....
I always do the worst and hope for the best...:rock
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kanjoos
बाणिया (अपणी बहू तै) - मेरी कड मै भोत Pain हो रया सै, जा कै रमलू के घर तै Iodex लिया
बहू - वो कोन्या दें
बाणिया - आच्छा ! भोत कन्जूस वो तै, चाल कोए ना, अपणी ए काढ ल्या अलमारी मै तै
I always do the worst and hope for the best...:rock
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भाई, यो "Non-Jat Joke" कोनी !
"Jat Joke" का मतलब यह नहीं कि उसमें सिर्फ जाट ही हों ।
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तमसो मा ज्योतिर्गमय
amankadian (June 26th, 2012)
एक बे संता सिंह काँधे पे एक तोता बिठाएं ले जावे था | आग: तें बनता सिंह आग्या वो बोल्या "आर: यु कुन्सा जानवर स "| तोता बोल्या -"सरदार"
:rockwhen you found a key to success,some ideot change the lock,*******BREAK THE DOOR.
हक़ मांगने से नहीं मिलता , छिना जाता हे |
अहिंसा कमजोरों का हथियार हे |
पगड़ी संभाल जट्टा |
मौत नु आंगालियाँ पे नचांदे , ते आपां जाट कुहांदे |
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theek hai sir
I always do the worst and hope for the best...:rock
मास्टरजी (संता) ने छात्रों से कहा कि कल गाय पर निबंध लिखकर ही आना। दूसरे दिन मास्टरजी ने पूछा कौन निबंध लिखकर नहीं आया है। बंता तुम बताओ निबंध लिखा?
बंता (छात्र): नहीं लिख पाया मास्टरजी.
मास्टरजी (दहाड़ते हुए) : क्यों? और ये हाथ में प्लास्टर कैसे चढ़ गया?
बंता: वह गाय नहीं सांड निकला और उसने मुझे जोर की लात मार दी।
Last edited by rajpaldular; July 28th, 2011 at 06:09 PM.
India and Israel (Hindus & Jews) are true friends in this World. Both are Long Live and yes also both have survived and surviving under adverse conditions.
राजपाल जी जोक में एक खामी स ,सांड कदे दुल्लती कोणी मारदा | लात मार्या करे | दुल्लात्ति केवल गधे,घोड़े ,खच्चर मारते हैं |
:rockwhen you found a key to success,some ideot change the lock,*******BREAK THE DOOR.
हक़ मांगने से नहीं मिलता , छिना जाता हे |
अहिंसा कमजोरों का हथियार हे |
पगड़ी संभाल जट्टा |
मौत नु आंगालियाँ पे नचांदे , ते आपां जाट कुहांदे |
amankadian (June 26th, 2012), Moar (April 6th, 2012), narvir (July 7th, 2012), rajpaldular (July 28th, 2011)
Maalkin:Tum 3 din se kaam pe nahi aai aur bataya bhi nahi?
Nokrani: Biji, maine to facebook pe status update kar diya tha k ”Going to gaaon for 3 days”
apke husband ne comment b kia tha
”have a safe trip, come soon honey ”
I always do the worst and hope for the best...:rock
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एक बार एक व्यक्ति जोर जोर से चिल्ला रहा था, प्रधानमंत्री नपुंसक है. पुलिस के एक सिपाही ने सुना और उस की गर्दन पकड़ के दो रसीद किये और बोला चल थाने, प्रधानमंत्री का अपमान करता है. वो बोला साहब मै तो कह रहा था इंग्लैंड का प्रधानमंत्री नपुंसक है. ये सुन कर सिपाही ने दो और लगाए और बोला साले, मूर्ख समझता है, हमे नहीं पता कहाँ का प्रधानमंत्री नपुंसक है?
India and Israel (Hindus & Jews) are true friends in this World. Both are Long Live and yes also both have survived and surviving under adverse conditions.
amankadian (June 26th, 2012), anilrana (July 6th, 2012), Bisky (November 24th, 2011), narvir (July 7th, 2012), ravinderjeet (July 29th, 2011), sunillore (July 19th, 2012), urmiladuhan (September 5th, 2011), vijaykajla1 (July 29th, 2011), vikda (January 14th, 2012), VPannu (August 19th, 2011)
घणी बेजती कर दी आप ने मिमियाव सिंह की ते |इह पे सिंह लिखन पे भी प्रतिबंध लाणा चाहिए ,नाम की भी बेजती करवान लग्र्या स |
:rockwhen you found a key to success,some ideot change the lock,*******BREAK THE DOOR.
हक़ मांगने से नहीं मिलता , छिना जाता हे |
अहिंसा कमजोरों का हथियार हे |
पगड़ी संभाल जट्टा |
मौत नु आंगालियाँ पे नचांदे , ते आपां जाट कुहांदे |
Moar (April 6th, 2012), rajpaldular (July 29th, 2011)
Santa to Taxi Driver - Vinayak mandir jaoge kya?
Taxi Driver haa sahab!
Santa- Theek hai wapas aate waqt mere liye prasad le aana!
I always do the worst and hope for the best...:rock
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Santa Closed Bank Account
Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank’s slogan was: We make your dreams come true…
I always do the worst and hope for the best...:rock
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Santa & Banta
Santa: samundar me dahi dal raha tha
Banta: Isi liye log humpe joke banate hay. itni lassi tera baap piyega
I always do the worst and hope for the best...:rock
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हा हा हा बढ़िया स | संता बनावेगा ,बंता पीवेगा |
:rockwhen you found a key to success,some ideot change the lock,*******BREAK THE DOOR.
हक़ मांगने से नहीं मिलता , छिना जाता हे |
अहिंसा कमजोरों का हथियार हे |
पगड़ी संभाल जट्टा |
मौत नु आंगालियाँ पे नचांदे , ते आपां जाट कुहांदे |
Moar (April 6th, 2012), vishalsunsunwal (August 6th, 2011)
Pran Jae par Bachan na Jae
Amitab Bachan te pran ik bus stop te khade si.Bus aayi.
Pran bus te chad gaya, par bachan na chadya.
Daso kiyon.
Kiyon ki bus te likhya c:
Pran jaye par bachan na jaee.
I always do the worst and hope for the best...:rock
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सरदार ओर माच्छर
एक बै सरदार कै रात नै सोते सोते कै कई माच्छर लडगे ! १२ बाजते सरदार की खोपडी घूम गी अर जहर की पूरी बोतल पी कै बोल्या - आओ सालों अब काटो मुझे मरोगे सारे के सारे
I always do the worst and hope for the best...:rock
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TECHr 2 Sardar>>>ur son is a fool. see his report.........ENG -6 .....MATH--7 SCI-4 SST---8 TOTAL=25 ................................................. .............................SARDAR>>>>"TOTAL" ME TO KAMAAL HI KAR DIYA..IS SUBJCT KI TO TUTION B NI RKHI THI........................
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.
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