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  1. #21
    Sardar ko invitation mila
    ki
    party me sirf Laal taai pahankar aana hai.
    Sardar party mein pahuncha
    To dekha
    ki
    "
    "
    Logon ne
    pant
    aur shirt bhi pahni hui hai.

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  3. #22
    Nice one Upender ji
    Remember, we all stumble, every one of us.
    That's why it's a comfort to go hand in hand.
    :D

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  5. #23
    USA mein ek Pakistani aur ek Sardar ka interview tha...

    Pakistani se :
    Q : Education?
    A : B.A.

    Q : Pakistan kab bana?
    A : Koshish to kaafi pahle se chal rahi thi, par 1947 mein...

    Q : Pakistan ka PM kaun hai?
    A : Bahut aaye-gaye lekin ab Geelani Sahab...

    SARDAR ye sab sun raha tha...usne teeno answer yaad kar liye
    1. B.A.
    2. 1947
    3. Geelani Sahab

    Ab SARDAR se.
    .
    Q : Naam?
    A : B.A.

    Q : Kab paida hue?
    A : Koshish to kaafi pahle se chal rahi thi, par 1947 mein...

    Q : Baap ka naam?
    A : Vaise to kitne aaye-gaye lekin ab Geelani Sahab hai...

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  7. #24
    Quote Originally Posted by upendersingh View Post
    USA mein ek Pakistani aur ek Sardar ka interview tha...

    Pakistani se :
    Q : Education?
    A : B.A.

    Q : Pakistan kab bana?
    A : Koshish to kaafi pahle se chal rahi thi, par 1947 mein...

    Q : Pakistan ka PM kaun hai?
    A : Bahut aaye-gaye lekin ab Geelani Sahab...

    SARDAR ye sab sun raha tha...usne teeno answer yaad kar liye
    1. B.A.
    2. 1947
    3. Geelani Sahab

    Ab SARDAR se.
    .
    Q : Naam?
    A : B.A.

    Q : Kab paida hue?
    A : Koshish to kaafi pahle se chal rahi thi, par 1947 mein...

    Q : Baap ka naam?
    A : Vaise to kitne aaye-gaye lekin ab Geelani Sahab hai...
    It seems Sardarji was able to listen to Pakistani only or else he was not able to follow what American is asking.
    Ha Ha Ha .....good one again Upender ji.
    Remember, we all stumble, every one of us.
    That's why it's a comfort to go hand in hand.
    :D

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  9. #25
    DOCTOR : tumhe kabse khaansi aa rhi hai????

    marij : ji pichle teen pahine se!

    Doctor : to ab tak chup kyu baithe the???

    marij : ji main chup kaha baitha tha,main to
    KHAANS raha tha
    IF U WANT TO GIVE SUMTHING TO OTHERS
    GIVE THE SMILE N RESPECT.
    REMEMBER ITS EASY TO BREAK ANYTHING BUT REVERSE IS NOT TRUE.
    ENJOY THE HUMAN SPIRIT.

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  11. #26
    raju : BANTA TUM kaunsa soap use karte ho?

    banta : main SANTA soap, santa toothpaste, santa shaving cream use karta hu.

    raju : ye koi international brand hai kya???

    banta : nahi santa mera roommate hai
    :p :p :p
    IF U WANT TO GIVE SUMTHING TO OTHERS
    GIVE THE SMILE N RESPECT.
    REMEMBER ITS EASY TO BREAK ANYTHING BUT REVERSE IS NOT TRUE.
    ENJOY THE HUMAN SPIRIT.

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  13. #27
    पत्नी अपने पति को सुधारने के लिए काले कपड़े पहनकर घर के बाहर खड़ी हो गयी।


    पति- तुम कौन

    पत्नी- चुड़ैल


    पति- हाथ मिला, मैं तेरी बहन का पति।
    Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.

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  15. #28
    EK aadmi apni bahu tae ENGLISH sikhana shuru kar diya.

    Dopahari me

    uski bahu boli
    : dineer le loji
    aadmi: pagal hai k??

    yo Lunch hai Dinner na.
    bahu: pagal hoga tu.

    yo raat ka ae bacha odd khana hai.

    arr rat k khane ne ae to dinner kahya kare
    :D :D :D
    IF U WANT TO GIVE SUMTHING TO OTHERS
    GIVE THE SMILE N RESPECT.
    REMEMBER ITS EASY TO BREAK ANYTHING BUT REVERSE IS NOT TRUE.
    ENJOY THE HUMAN SPIRIT.

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  17. #29
    एक सरदार को एक दफ्तर में नई-नई नौकरी मिली. पहले ही दिन वो देर शाम तक कंप्यूटर पर काम करता रहा.
    बॉस उससे बड़ा खुश हुआ और उससे पूछा-'तुम इतनी देर तक क्या काम कर रहे थे?'

    सरदार बोला-'बादशाहो, वो की-बोर्ड उत्ते अल्फाबेट उल्ट-पुल्ट लग्गे सी...मैं ओन्नू सब नु कढ-कढ के नंबर नाल ला दित्ता...ए, बी, सी, डी...'
    :rock

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  19. #30
    ek be sardara ne ek meeting bitai ke mahre pe joke banne band hone chaiye ar ek commettee bana di 5 sardara ki....

    un ne decide kara ke angreja ke jamane mein chutkle banne shru hoye the te england ke pm te bat karke aawenge ar bhai commeettee aale pahuch ge ude ke pm dhore.us tam pm tha tony blair.

    te ude ja ke request kri ke ye chutkle banane band karo mahre pe te tony blair bolla ke thik se.....per mere ek swaal ka jwab de do.........

    sardara ne sochi ke ke bera jwab de de ,te un ne kaha ke bhuj lo

    tony: mere ghar mein 4 manas---meri biwi,beta,beti ar btao 4tha kun

    sardara ne ghana socha per jwab na aaya te bole g hum chale se per jwab bta do taki ghara ja ke bta de.......

    tony bolla: chotha mein tony blair


    India mein sarre sardar khade airport pe swagat karan tai ke eb joke na bne in pe per unka muh latka dekh ke bolle ak ke bat hoi

    commeetee aale bolle ke ek muskil swal bhuj liya ar jwab na aaya

    airpost aale bhujan lagge ak ke swal the,te un ne bhujya ke :mere ghar mein 4 manas---meri biwi,beta,beti ar btao 4tha kun

    ude bhi sarre sardar chakra ge ....thodi war mein bolle ke koe na muskil swal tha.........per nu btao jwab te bhuj aaye na

    te commeete aale bolle ke " chotha wo tony blair"

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  21. #31
    सरदार छोरी तै-'मैं त्वाडे नाल ब्याह करना चौहंदा...'
    छोरी-'लेकिन मैं तो तुमसे 1 साल बड़ी हूं...'
    सरदार-'चंगा...ते मैं फेर त्वाडे नाल अगले साल ब्याह करांगा...'

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    2 सरदार मुंबई के एक पब में ड्रिंक करने के लिए जाते हैं. 2-2 पेग लेने के बाद वे अपनी-अपनी जेब से नमकीन का पैकेट निकालकर उसने खोलने लगते हैं.
    तभी पब का मालिक कहता है-'हे यू, तुम अपने साथ लाई चीज इधर खाने को नहीं सकता...'

    'ओह, माफ़ करना बादशाहो...' ऐसा कहकर दोनों सरदार एक-दूसरे से नमकीन का पैकेट बदल लेते हैं...


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  23. #32

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  25. #33
    ऐसा लगा अड़ा कईआं का रड़क होरी!
    रड़क न मिटा ल्यो अपणी अपणी,
    ना फेर कदे न कदे कोई सरदार रड़क काढ देगा !
    ੴ एक तो जाट उप्पर ते सरदार

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  27. #34
    [QUOTE=upendersingh;283819]

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    2 सरदार मुंबई के एक पब में ड्रिंक करने के लिए जाते हैं. 2-2 पेग लेने के बाद वे अपनी-अपनी जेब से नमकीन का पैकेट निकालकर उसने खोलने लगते हैं.
    तभी पब का मालिक कहता है-'हे यू, तुम अपने साथ लाई चीज इधर खाने को नहीं सकता...'

    'ओह, माफ़ करना बादशाहो...' ऐसा कहकर दोनों सरदार एक-दूसरे से नमकीन का पैकेट बदल लेते हैं...

    [IMG]

    Very smart!!
    Attention seekers and attention getters are two different class of people.

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  29. #35
    Quote Originally Posted by preetikhatri View Post
    EK aadmi apni bahu tae ENGLISH sikhana shuru kar diya.

    Dopahari me

    uski bahu boli
    : dineer le loji
    aadmi: pagal hai k??

    yo Lunch hai Dinner na.
    bahu: pagal hoga tu.

    yo raat ka ae bacha odd khana hai.

    arr rat k khane ne ae to dinner kahya kare
    :D :D :D
    has has paat gayae bhai!!!! :0
    Attention seekers and attention getters are two different class of people.

  30. #36
    एक सरदार साउथ अफ्रीका के एक सफारी पार्क मैं काम करया करदा. एक दिन वो उड़ै घास की कटाई करण लाग रा था. जिब्बै एक घणा ठाड़ा सा बांदर आवा है अर उसके कुल्हे पै घणी करड़ी लात मारकै नै भाज जा है...सरदार का मुंह लागे है आगा ना जाका...वो बांदर के पीछे-पीछे भाज ले है...बांदर ऊहनै कित थ्याणा था...कुछ देर बाद बांदर तो ओझल हो जा है, पर सरदार नै एक जेब्रा उड़ै घूमता थ्या जा है...सरदार दे है ऊहके पाछे पै जोर की लात अर कावा है-'माइयावा, ट्रैक सूट पाह के मैनू धोखा देना चाहना सी...'

    :rock


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  32. #37
    एक बार एक सरदार 'जुरासिक पार्क' फिल्म देखने के लिए जाता है. फिल्म में जैसे ही डायनासोर सामने आता है, सरदार सीट के नीचे छुप जाता है.
    इस पर साथ बैठा आदमी कहता है-'सरदारजी, क्या हुआ? डर क्यों रहे हो, फिल्म ही तो है.'
    सरदार सीट के नीचे छिपा-छिपा ही कहता है-'ओये यारा, मैं ते बंदा ने, मेरे कौलो ते दिमाग ने, पर उस जानवर नु की पता कि फिल्म है...'

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  34. #38
    SARDAR shadi me gya.
    vaha plate k sath tissue paper tha.

    sardar ne socha ye b khane ki cheej hai.
    jaise hi vo khane laga

    baki sab sardar chillaye
    oyye ainu na khayi
    "FEEKA HAI"
    IF U WANT TO GIVE SUMTHING TO OTHERS
    GIVE THE SMILE N RESPECT.
    REMEMBER ITS EASY TO BREAK ANYTHING BUT REVERSE IS NOT TRUE.
    ENJOY THE HUMAN SPIRIT.

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  36. #39
    agreed urmila ji that karva chauth is a nice fast when done with the right type of feelings for the fast. but plz tell me u must hv seen in society tht does all the women doing fast really have that type of feeling. That feeling does not requires any day or a drama like we see in society. i think it is more necessary to enlight ur heart with that feeling for ever rather than a particular day. feelings doesn't need any platform, time period or manner for expression. take care

  37. #40
    Quote Originally Posted by rajneeshantil View Post
    agreed urmila ji that karva chauth is a nice fast when done with the right type of feelings for the fast. but plz tell me u must hv seen in society tht does all the women doing fast really have that type of feeling. That feeling does not requires any day or a drama like we see in society. i think it is more necessary to enlight ur heart with that feeling for ever rather than a particular day. feelings doesn't need any platform, time period or manner for expression. take care
    bhai yo te fashion karan ka ek or din se................

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