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  1. #81
    mom: jo bachha chup karke baithega
    ussko main gifts n chocolates
    dungi
    chotta bachha :
    udas hoke
    aise to sare gift papa hi le jayenge
    :p
    IF U WANT TO GIVE SUMTHING TO OTHERS
    GIVE THE SMILE N RESPECT.
    REMEMBER ITS EASY TO BREAK ANYTHING BUT REVERSE IS NOT TRUE.
    ENJOY THE HUMAN SPIRIT.

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  3. #82

    naughty boy

    musafir : pani milega

    boy : lassi chalegi???

    musafir : haan haan kyu nhi!
    4-5 pyale peene k bad
    tumhare ghar me koi lassi nhi peeta kya??

    boy: peeta hai na,par aaj lassi me mendak gir gya tha or mar gya tha

    musafir : pyala fenk k todd deta hai.

    boy : maa inhone pyala todd diya ab kutte ko pani kisme pilayenge???
    IF U WANT TO GIVE SUMTHING TO OTHERS
    GIVE THE SMILE N RESPECT.
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    ENJOY THE HUMAN SPIRIT.

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  5. #83
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    Albela JAAT

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  7. #84
    bhundu : Masterji doodh piye tae rang gora hove sae ke????

    master :Haan kyunki usme calcium hoya karre.

    bhundu : arre master fer mhara katdda kala kyu sae
    IF U WANT TO GIVE SUMTHING TO OTHERS
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  9. #85
    आंडी !!!!!!!!!
    :rockwhen you found a key to success,some ideot change the lock,*******BREAK THE DOOR.
    हक़ मांगने से नहीं मिलता , छिना जाता हे |
    अहिंसा कमजोरों का हथियार हे |
    पगड़ी संभाल जट्टा |
    मौत नु आंगालियाँ पे नचांदे , ते आपां जाट कुहांदे |

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  11. #86
    Ek bar ek chora bus me jata ho hai uske pass baitha budhaa uste bujhe h beta tu Ramphal ka h?
    Chora nat ja se, bhuda fer bhuje se beta tu Ramphal ka h? wo fer nat ja se
    Kayi was holi bhudaa wo ee bhuje ja se....chora dhuki hoke keh se humbe Ramphal ka sun
    uspe bhudaa keh se beta lagta te kona :P
    -- Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes.
    -- When you talk, you are only repeating what you already know. But if you listen, you may learn something new.

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  13. #87
    Quote Originally Posted by Prikshit View Post
    Ek bar ek chora bus me jata ho hai uske pass baitha budhaa uste bujhe h beta tu Ramphal ka h?
    Chora nat ja se, bhuda fer bhuje se beta tu Ramphal ka h? wo fer nat ja se
    Kayi was holi bhudaa wo ee bhuje ja se....chora dhuki hoke keh se humbe Ramphal ka sun
    uspe bhudaa keh se beta lagta te kona :P
    EK Baar Ki Baat Na S Chillar Sahab Es Chore Ka R Amitabchan Donua Ka Roz Ka Rut S Yooo .........
    I always learn from the mistake of others, who take my advice !!!
    "राणा का ठीकाना .......ठेका र थाना".

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  15. #88

    shadi

    अभी शादी का पहला ही साल था,
    ख़ुशी के मारे मेरा बुरा हाल था,
    खुशियाँ कुछ यूं उमड़ रहीं थी,
    की संभाले नही संभल रही थी..
    बह सुबह मैडम का चाय ले कर आनाथोडा शरमाते हुये हमें नींद से जगाना,
    वो प्यार भरा हाथ हमारे बालों में फिरना,
    मुस्कुराते हुये कहना की…
    डार्लिंग चाय तो पी लो,
    जल्दी से रेडी हो जाओ,
    आप को ऑफिस भी है जाना…
    घरवाली भगवान का रुप ले कर आयी थी,
    दिल और दिमाग पर पूरी तरह छाई थी,
    सांस भी लेते थे तो नाम उसी का होता था,
    इक पल भी दूर जीना दुश्वार होता था…
    ५ साल बाद……..सुबह सुबह मैडम का चाय ले कर आना,
    टेबल पर रख कर जोर से चिल्लाना,
    आज ऑफिस जाओ तो मुन्ना को
    स्कूल छोड़ते हुए जाना…
    सुनो एक बार फिर वोही आवाज आयी,
    क्या बात है अभी तक छोड़ी नही चारपाई,
    अगर मुन्ना लेट हो गया तो देख लेना,
    मुन्ना की टीचर्स को फिर खुद ही संभाल लेना…
    ना जाने घरवाली कैसा रुप ले कर आयी थी,
    दिल और दिमाग पर काली घटा छाई थी,
    सांस भी लेते हैं तो उन्ही का ख़याल होता है,
    अब हर समय जेहन में एक ही सवाल होता है…
    क्या कभी वो दिन लौट के आएंगे,
    हम एक बार फिर कुंवारे हो जायेंगे !
    Albela JAAT

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  17. #89
    A guy sitting wid his girlfrnd....Drinking beer... Says- I LoVe YoU ♥.. Girl asks"is it you or the beer talking"
    Boy replies- it's me TaLkiNg 2 mY BeEr :p



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  19. #90
    लडकी वाले:हमको लडका पसन्द हे अब शादी कब करनी
    लडका वाले:पर लडका अभी पढता हे
    लडकी वाले: तो हमारी बेटी कोई बन्दरीयाँ हे क्या जो किताब फाँड देगी
    Albela JAAT

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  21. #91

    tamatar khao

    bhikhari : roti de do.

    ladki : tamatar khao.

    fir se roti de do bhukha hu

    ladki : tamatar khao.

    bhikari : lao tamatar hi de do.

    ladki ki maa : ye totli hai
    kah rhi hai
    KAMA KAR KHAO
    LOLZ

    :p :p :p
    IF U WANT TO GIVE SUMTHING TO OTHERS
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    REMEMBER ITS EASY TO BREAK ANYTHING BUT REVERSE IS NOT TRUE.
    ENJOY THE HUMAN SPIRIT.

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  23. #92

    height of frustration

    ladka on bus stop : nice lipstick

    ladki : thanx.


    ladka : nice dress.

    larki : thanx again.

    ladka : perfect jewellary.

    ladki : thanku v much bhaiya

    ladka kafi der soch k

    "itna kuch kiya hai fir b chudail hi lag rhi hai"
    lolz
    IF U WANT TO GIVE SUMTHING TO OTHERS
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    ENJOY THE HUMAN SPIRIT.

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  25. #93
    बीवी – “करीम की बीवी के जनाजे में नहीं गए ?”
    शौहर – “किस मुँह से जाऊँ ? पहले ही दो बीवियों के जनाजे में बुला चुका है. आखिर मेरा भी कुछ फ़र्ज़ बनता है कि नहीं ?”
    Albela JAAT

  26. #94
    Pappu Ke Hath Mein iPhone Dekh Ke Uski Girlfriend Ne Puchha

    GF: “Aap Ka Mobile Bahut Acha Hai Kitne Ka Liya?”

    Pappu: “Race Mein Jeeta Hai”
    ... ...
    GF: “Wowww Race Mein, Kitne Log Thhe?”

    Pappu: “Teen Police Wale, Ek Mobile Shop Wala Or Mein”



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  28. #95
    Check Pappu's common sense..
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    KAISE ?
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    Gents Toilet me likh kar ayea hai.....
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    "SONIA I LOVE U"
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    Ab kya Sonia waha padhne jayegi??



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  30. #96
    Husband to wife: Hypnotise karna kya hota hai ?
    Wife: kisi ko apne qaabu me kar k apni marzi k kam karwana .
    .
    .
    Husband: chal jhooti usay to shadi kehte hain



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  32. #97

    chantt chorra

    ladki ka baap : main nahi chahta k meri ladki saari umar ek gadhe k sath gujaare!

    ladka : main b to ye nahi chahta,
    issiliye usse shadi kar k yaha se le jana chahta hu

    :D :D
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  34. #98
    Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
    You order what you want then, when you see what the other person has,
    you wish you had ordered that.

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  36. #99
    Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
    Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

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  38. #100

    chemistry

    once METHYL CH3
    went on walk

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    guess what

    wen he is bck he is nt methyl

    he becum
    dimethyl ether
    CH3-O-CH3

    GUESS HOW???
    her mother called him

    lik
    CH3 O CH3
    (methyl o methyl

    lolz
    its chemistry
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