mom: jo bachha chup karke baithega
ussko main gifts n chocolates
dungi
chotta bachha :
udas hoke
aise to sare gift papa hi le jayenge
:p
mom: jo bachha chup karke baithega
ussko main gifts n chocolates
dungi
chotta bachha :
udas hoke
aise to sare gift papa hi le jayenge
:p
IF U WANT TO GIVE SUMTHING TO OTHERS
GIVE THE SMILE N RESPECT.
REMEMBER ITS EASY TO BREAK ANYTHING BUT REVERSE IS NOT TRUE.
ENJOY THE HUMAN SPIRIT.
deependra (November 18th, 2011), jaatdesi (November 18th, 2011), JSRana (November 17th, 2011), navdeepkhatkar (November 17th, 2011), rajpaldular (November 29th, 2011), saurabhjaglan (November 17th, 2011), urmiladuhan (November 18th, 2011)
musafir : pani milega
boy : lassi chalegi???
musafir : haan haan kyu nhi!
4-5 pyale peene k bad
tumhare ghar me koi lassi nhi peeta kya??
boy: peeta hai na,par aaj lassi me mendak gir gya tha or mar gya tha
musafir : pyala fenk k todd deta hai.
boy : maa inhone pyala todd diya ab kutte ko pani kisme pilayenge???
IF U WANT TO GIVE SUMTHING TO OTHERS
GIVE THE SMILE N RESPECT.
REMEMBER ITS EASY TO BREAK ANYTHING BUT REVERSE IS NOT TRUE.
ENJOY THE HUMAN SPIRIT.
deependra (November 18th, 2011), deshi-jat (November 18th, 2011), jaatdesi (November 18th, 2011), JSRana (November 17th, 2011), rajpaldular (November 29th, 2011), ravinderjeet (November 18th, 2011), upendersingh (November 17th, 2011), vijaykajla1 (November 17th, 2011), VPannu (November 18th, 2011)
JSRana (November 18th, 2011), rajpaldular (November 29th, 2011), ravinderjeet (November 18th, 2011), ssgoyat (November 25th, 2011)
bhundu : Masterji doodh piye tae rang gora hove sae ke????
master :Haan kyunki usme calcium hoya karre.
bhundu : arre master fer mhara katdda kala kyu sae
IF U WANT TO GIVE SUMTHING TO OTHERS
GIVE THE SMILE N RESPECT.
REMEMBER ITS EASY TO BREAK ANYTHING BUT REVERSE IS NOT TRUE.
ENJOY THE HUMAN SPIRIT.
deependra (November 18th, 2011), deshi-jat (November 18th, 2011), devajaat (January 21st, 2012), jaatdesi (November 18th, 2011), JSRana (November 18th, 2011), rajpaldular (November 29th, 2011), ravinderjeet (November 18th, 2011), urmiladuhan (November 18th, 2011), vicky84 (November 18th, 2011), VPannu (November 18th, 2011)
आंडी !!!!!!!!!
:rockwhen you found a key to success,some ideot change the lock,*******BREAK THE DOOR.
हक़ मांगने से नहीं मिलता , छिना जाता हे |
अहिंसा कमजोरों का हथियार हे |
पगड़ी संभाल जट्टा |
मौत नु आंगालियाँ पे नचांदे , ते आपां जाट कुहांदे |
rajpaldular (November 29th, 2011)
Ek bar ek chora bus me jata ho hai uske pass baitha budhaa uste bujhe h beta tu Ramphal ka h?
Chora nat ja se, bhuda fer bhuje se beta tu Ramphal ka h? wo fer nat ja se
Kayi was holi bhudaa wo ee bhuje ja se....chora dhuki hoke keh se humbe Ramphal ka sun
uspe bhudaa keh se beta lagta te kona :P
-- Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes.
-- When you talk, you are only repeating what you already know. But if you listen, you may learn something new.
jaatdesi (November 18th, 2011), JSRana (November 18th, 2011), rajpaldular (November 29th, 2011), urmiladuhan (November 18th, 2011), vijaykajla1 (November 18th, 2011)
rajpaldular (November 29th, 2011)
अभी शादी का पहला ही साल था,
ख़ुशी के मारे मेरा बुरा हाल था,
खुशियाँ कुछ यूं उमड़ रहीं थी,
की संभाले नही संभल रही थी..बह सुबह मैडम का चाय ले कर आनाथोडा शरमाते हुये हमें नींद से जगाना,
वो प्यार भरा हाथ हमारे बालों में फिरना,
मुस्कुराते हुये कहना की…डार्लिंग चाय तो पी लो,
जल्दी से रेडी हो जाओ,
आप को ऑफिस भी है जाना…घरवाली भगवान का रुप ले कर आयी थी,
दिल और दिमाग पर पूरी तरह छाई थी,
सांस भी लेते थे तो नाम उसी का होता था,
इक पल भी दूर जीना दुश्वार होता था…५ साल बाद……..सुबह सुबह मैडम का चाय ले कर आना,
टेबल पर रख कर जोर से चिल्लाना,
आज ऑफिस जाओ तो मुन्ना को
स्कूल छोड़ते हुए जाना…सुनो एक बार फिर वोही आवाज आयी,
क्या बात है अभी तक छोड़ी नही चारपाई,
अगर मुन्ना लेट हो गया तो देख लेना,
मुन्ना की टीचर्स को फिर खुद ही संभाल लेना…ना जाने घरवाली कैसा रुप ले कर आयी थी,
दिल और दिमाग पर काली घटा छाई थी,
सांस भी लेते हैं तो उन्ही का ख़याल होता है,
अब हर समय जेहन में एक ही सवाल होता है…क्या कभी वो दिन लौट के आएंगे,
हम एक बार फिर कुंवारे हो जायेंगे !
Albela JAAT
rajpaldular (November 29th, 2011), ravinderjeet (November 18th, 2011)
A guy sitting wid his girlfrnd....Drinking beer... Says- I LoVe YoU ♥.. Girl asks"is it you or the beer talking"
Boy replies- it's me TaLkiNg 2 mY BeEr :p
nainsunil007 (November 19th, 2011), RTEWATIA (November 19th, 2011), urmiladuhan (November 19th, 2011)
लडकी वाले:हमको लडका पसन्द हे अब शादी कब करनी
लडका वाले:पर लडका अभी पढता हे
लडकी वाले: तो हमारी बेटी कोई बन्दरीयाँ हे क्या जो किताब फाँड देगी
Albela JAAT
rajpaldular (November 29th, 2011), ravinderjeet (November 19th, 2011), urmiladuhan (November 19th, 2011), vikda (January 7th, 2012)
bhikhari : roti de do.
ladki : tamatar khao.
fir se roti de do bhukha hu
ladki : tamatar khao.
bhikari : lao tamatar hi de do.
ladki ki maa : ye totli hai
kah rhi hai
KAMA KAR KHAO
LOLZ
:p :p :p
IF U WANT TO GIVE SUMTHING TO OTHERS
GIVE THE SMILE N RESPECT.
REMEMBER ITS EASY TO BREAK ANYTHING BUT REVERSE IS NOT TRUE.
ENJOY THE HUMAN SPIRIT.
amitsinghpanwar (November 19th, 2011), deshi-jat (November 19th, 2011), devajaat (January 21st, 2012), JSRana (November 19th, 2011), rajpaldular (November 29th, 2011), ravinderjeet (November 19th, 2011)
ladka on bus stop : nice lipstick
ladki : thanx.
ladka : nice dress.
larki : thanx again.
ladka : perfect jewellary.
ladki : thanku v much bhaiya
ladka kafi der soch k
"itna kuch kiya hai fir b chudail hi lag rhi hai"
lolz
IF U WANT TO GIVE SUMTHING TO OTHERS
GIVE THE SMILE N RESPECT.
REMEMBER ITS EASY TO BREAK ANYTHING BUT REVERSE IS NOT TRUE.
ENJOY THE HUMAN SPIRIT.
rajpaldular (June 17th, 2014), ravinderjeet (November 19th, 2011)
बीवी – “करीम की बीवी के जनाजे में नहीं गए ?”
शौहर – “किस मुँह से जाऊँ ? पहले ही दो बीवियों के जनाजे में बुला चुका है. आखिर मेरा भी कुछ फ़र्ज़ बनता है कि नहीं ?”
Albela JAAT
Pappu Ke Hath Mein iPhone Dekh Ke Uski Girlfriend Ne Puchha
GF: “Aap Ka Mobile Bahut Acha Hai Kitne Ka Liya?”
Pappu: “Race Mein Jeeta Hai”
... ...
GF: “Wowww Race Mein, Kitne Log Thhe?”
Pappu: “Teen Police Wale, Ek Mobile Shop Wala Or Mein”
preetikhatri (November 20th, 2011), urmiladuhan (November 20th, 2011)
Check Pappu's common sense..
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KAISE ?
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Gents Toilet me likh kar ayea hai.....
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"SONIA I LOVE U"
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Ab kya Sonia waha padhne jayegi??
rajpaldular (June 17th, 2014), urmiladuhan (November 20th, 2011)
Husband to wife: Hypnotise karna kya hota hai ?
Wife: kisi ko apne qaabu me kar k apni marzi k kam karwana .
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Husband: chal jhooti usay to shadi kehte hain
preetikhatri (November 20th, 2011), urmiladuhan (November 20th, 2011)
ladki ka baap : main nahi chahta k meri ladki saari umar ek gadhe k sath gujaare!
ladka : main b to ye nahi chahta,
issiliye usse shadi kar k yaha se le jana chahta hu
:D :D
IF U WANT TO GIVE SUMTHING TO OTHERS
GIVE THE SMILE N RESPECT.
REMEMBER ITS EASY TO BREAK ANYTHING BUT REVERSE IS NOT TRUE.
ENJOY THE HUMAN SPIRIT.
urmiladuhan (November 20th, 2011)
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want then, when you see what the other person has,
you wish you had ordered that.
yogeshdahiya007 (November 28th, 2011)
Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
urmiladuhan (November 20th, 2011)
once METHYL CH3
went on walk
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guess what
wen he is bck he is nt methyl
he becum
dimethyl ether
CH3-O-CH3
GUESS HOW???
her mother called him
lik
CH3 O CH3
(methyl o methyl
lolz
its chemistry
IF U WANT TO GIVE SUMTHING TO OTHERS
GIVE THE SMILE N RESPECT.
REMEMBER ITS EASY TO BREAK ANYTHING BUT REVERSE IS NOT TRUE.
ENJOY THE HUMAN SPIRIT.
rajpaldular (June 17th, 2014)