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Ek bar ek sardar ek bahut unchhi building se gir gya
doctor: Ye to mar gya.
Sardar : Uth k nhi main jinda hu.
Sardar ka dost:
Oyye chup kar oyye doctor ko tere se jyada pata hai.
:p :p :p
Ek bar ek sardar ek bahut unchhi building se gir gya
doctor: Ye to mar gya.
Sardar : Uth k nhi main jinda hu.
Sardar ka dost:
Oyye chup kar oyye doctor ko tere se jyada pata hai.
:p :p :p
IF U WANT TO GIVE SUMTHING TO OTHERS
GIVE THE SMILE N RESPECT.
REMEMBER ITS EASY TO BREAK ANYTHING BUT REVERSE IS NOT TRUE.
ENJOY THE HUMAN SPIRIT.
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Joke of the Night
sardaar 1--- ye suraj raat ko kyun nahi nikaltaa ?
sardaar 2---- bewkoof , suraj din me kaam kar ke thak jaataa he aur raat ko sone chalaa jaataa he.
:rockwhen you found a key to success,some ideot change the lock,*******BREAK THE DOOR.
हक़ मांगने से नहीं मिलता , छिना जाता हे |
अहिंसा कमजोरों का हथियार हे |
पगड़ी संभाल जट्टा |
मौत नु आंगालियाँ पे नचांदे , ते आपां जाट कुहांदे |
bhupenderkhalsa (January 16th, 2012), rajpaldular (October 21st, 2011), skarmveer (November 14th, 2011), vishalsunsunwal (October 18th, 2011)
ek bar laxmiji ka vaahan ullu unse naaraj ho gya.
bola sab aapki pooja karte hai meri kyu nhi.
Laxmiji boli ab se meri pooja se 10-15 din pahle din teri pooja hogi.
tab se vo din KARVA CHAUTH K rup me jana jata hai.
:p :p :p
IF U WANT TO GIVE SUMTHING TO OTHERS
GIVE THE SMILE N RESPECT.
REMEMBER ITS EASY TO BREAK ANYTHING BUT REVERSE IS NOT TRUE.
ENJOY THE HUMAN SPIRIT.
ndalal (April 14th, 2012), rajpaldular (October 21st, 2011), ravinderpannu (October 18th, 2011), RTEWATIA (October 19th, 2011), skarmveer (November 14th, 2011)
aap b karya karo ho k lakshmi k vahan ki pooja..!!!Originally Posted by preetikhatri
DeStInY LiE$ iN tHe $tReNgTh oF uR dReAm$...!!
JAT ----------> JUSTICE AND TRUTH
rajpaldular (October 21st, 2011), skarmveer (November 14th, 2011)
hahaha
haan karti hu apne wale ki
IF U WANT TO GIVE SUMTHING TO OTHERS
GIVE THE SMILE N RESPECT.
REMEMBER ITS EASY TO BREAK ANYTHING BUT REVERSE IS NOT TRUE.
ENJOY THE HUMAN SPIRIT.
rajpaldular (October 21st, 2011), skarmveer (November 14th, 2011)
Nice Joke.
Actually, I have fasted Karva Chauth once - just to find out why some people make such a hullabaloo about it - what is so special about the fast. I must say I got the answer on that day. It is a nice fast when done with the right type of feelings for the fast.
I have not fasted after that.
Attention seekers and attention getters are two different class of people.
Santa :biwi ko phone karke kahta hai
main ghar late aaunga.
biwi : kyuu???
Santa : Car ki steering,gear,break sab chori ho gye hai.
10 minute bad fir cal karta hai
or kahta hai
aa rha hu vo main galati se
gadi ki pichli seat pe baith gya tha.
IF U WANT TO GIVE SUMTHING TO OTHERS
GIVE THE SMILE N RESPECT.
REMEMBER ITS EASY TO BREAK ANYTHING BUT REVERSE IS NOT TRUE.
ENJOY THE HUMAN SPIRIT.
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ek bar ek sardar ne apne ghar ka darwaja ukhada or utha k bazar ki or chal pada.
raste me ek aadmi:
sardarji darwaja bechoge kya??
sardar : o yaar nahi bas taala kharab ho gya hai vo tudvane ja rha hu
:p :p :p
IF U WANT TO GIVE SUMTHING TO OTHERS
GIVE THE SMILE N RESPECT.
REMEMBER ITS EASY TO BREAK ANYTHING BUT REVERSE IS NOT TRUE.
ENJOY THE HUMAN SPIRIT.
amankadian (October 20th, 2011), bhupenderkhalsa (January 16th, 2012), devajaat (January 21st, 2012), jaatdesi (October 23rd, 2011), rajpaldular (October 21st, 2011), skarmveer (November 14th, 2011), trueblueindian (January 19th, 2012), urmiladuhan (October 20th, 2011)
Aap hamesha sardar wale hi joke kyun sunte ho ......................sardar mana ki tode se murak hote hai per itne bhi nhi her joke unpe hi bane
ohho aman dnt take it personal,
its jst a joke,nt abt particular community
IF U WANT TO GIVE SUMTHING TO OTHERS
GIVE THE SMILE N RESPECT.
REMEMBER ITS EASY TO BREAK ANYTHING BUT REVERSE IS NOT TRUE.
ENJOY THE HUMAN SPIRIT.
why i take it personal as I am not sardar.:boxing I was just asking
good joke. pehli baar suna hai.....thanks for sharing.....
India and Israel (Hindus & Jews) are true friends in this World. Both are Long Live and yes also both have survived and surviving under adverse conditions.
Ek gadhe ka malik usse bahut peet ta tha.
dusra gadha:
yaar tu yaha se bhag kyu nahi jata??
pahla gadha : mera future yaha bright hai isiliye.
dusra : vo kaise?
mere malik ki beti bahut sundar hai,
jab bhi vo shararat karti hai,
to malik kahte hai
"teri shadi iss gadhe se karwa dunga"
issi umeed pe yaha rah raha hu
:p :p :p
IF U WANT TO GIVE SUMTHING TO OTHERS
GIVE THE SMILE N RESPECT.
REMEMBER ITS EASY TO BREAK ANYTHING BUT REVERSE IS NOT TRUE.
ENJOY THE HUMAN SPIRIT.
ajmer (December 10th, 2011), bhupenderkhalsa (January 16th, 2012), ndalal (April 14th, 2012), rajpaldular (October 21st, 2011), skarmveer (November 14th, 2011), trueblueindian (January 19th, 2012)
ड्राइवर (संता से)- पूरा पेट्रोल खत्म हो गया है, अब आगे नही बढ़ सकते।
संता- ठीक है, गाड़ी पीछे लो और घर वापस चलो।
India and Israel (Hindus & Jews) are true friends in this World. Both are Long Live and yes also both have survived and surviving under adverse conditions.
bhupenderkhalsa (January 16th, 2012), nainsunil007 (October 21st, 2011), skarmveer (November 14th, 2011), vijaykajla1 (October 21st, 2011)
dusra : vo kaise?
mere malik ki beti bahut sundar hai,
jab bhi vo shararat karti hai,
to malik kahte hai
"teri shadi iss gadhe se karwa dunga"
issi umeed pe yaha rah raha hu
:p :p :p[/QUOTE]
हा हा हा हा ,इस्से उम्मीद पे घणे सारे गधे बेरा ना किः किः धोबी धोरे पड़े सें |
:rockwhen you found a key to success,some ideot change the lock,*******BREAK THE DOOR.
हक़ मांगने से नहीं मिलता , छिना जाता हे |
अहिंसा कमजोरों का हथियार हे |
पगड़ी संभाल जट्टा |
मौत नु आंगालियाँ पे नचांदे , ते आपां जाट कुहांदे |
amankadian (October 22nd, 2011), JSRana (October 21st, 2011), narendra81 (November 1st, 2011), rajpaldular (October 21st, 2011), skarmveer (November 14th, 2011), vijaykajla1 (October 21st, 2011)
BOY : hey gal wats yr name.
ladki : baap ko dhakka mar.
boy :wat?
ladki : i mean PUSH PAA.
this tym girl rocks n boy shocks :p
:p :p
:D :D
IF U WANT TO GIVE SUMTHING TO OTHERS
GIVE THE SMILE N RESPECT.
REMEMBER ITS EASY TO BREAK ANYTHING BUT REVERSE IS NOT TRUE.
ENJOY THE HUMAN SPIRIT.
bhupenderkhalsa (November 25th, 2011), navdeepkhatkar (November 16th, 2011), skarmveer (November 14th, 2011)
Ladkiwale :
hume aisa ladka chahiye jo khata peeta na ho.
aur koi bhi galat kaam na karta ho.
pandit :aisa ladka to aapko
hospital k ICU WARD KI EMERGENCY ME hi mil skta hai. :p :p :p
IF U WANT TO GIVE SUMTHING TO OTHERS
GIVE THE SMILE N RESPECT.
REMEMBER ITS EASY TO BREAK ANYTHING BUT REVERSE IS NOT TRUE.
ENJOY THE HUMAN SPIRIT.
bhupenderkhalsa (November 25th, 2011), gajeshd (June 10th, 2012), ndalal (April 14th, 2012), skarmveer (November 14th, 2011), trueblueindian (January 19th, 2012)
bhupenderkhalsa (November 25th, 2011), navdeepkhatkar (November 16th, 2011)
Train mein ek husband apni wife se : Tujh se shadi kar ke pachta raha hoon...dil karta hai tujhe kutte ke aage daal doon...
Saamne wala passenger : Bhou...bhou...bhou...bhou...
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