achha re
mainne laage tu iska PA rahya hoga jo tainne barata ki gintii b bera hai
:p
achha re
mainne laage tu iska PA rahya hoga jo tainne barata ki gintii b bera hai
:p
IF U WANT TO GIVE SUMTHING TO OTHERS
GIVE THE SMILE N RESPECT.
REMEMBER ITS EASY TO BREAK ANYTHING BUT REVERSE IS NOT TRUE.
ENJOY THE HUMAN SPIRIT.
Lost my cell..All are requested to send your contact details with name pls...
Happiness is not something you find, It's something you create.
rajpaldular (June 20th, 2012)
Lost my cell..All are requested to send your contact details with name pls...
Happiness is not something you find, It's something you create.
rajpaldular (June 20th, 2012)
Man 1: After buying this new hearing aid, I am able to hear something two blocks away.
Man 2: Cool, how much did it cost?
Man 1: The time is three past ten.
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Happiness is not something you find, It's something you create.
rajpaldular (June 20th, 2012)
Teacher: "Amy, what do you call the outside of a tree?"
Amy: "No idea miss"
Teacher told angrily: "Bark, Amy".
Amy: "Bow Wow Wow Wow"
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Happiness is not something you find, It's something you create.
jaatdesi (September 7th, 2012), rajpaldular (June 20th, 2012)
Employee: I got to have salary increment. Three other companies are after me.
Boss: Really? Which are the three companies?
Employee: The electric company, the telephone company and the gas company.
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Happiness is not something you find, It's something you create.
rajpaldular (June 20th, 2012)
My boss walked past my desk and asked me: "Why are you not working?"
I replied "Because I never saw you coming Sir".
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Happiness is not something you find, It's something you create.
rajpaldular (June 20th, 2012)
I was travelling to the train station the other day by taxi and as we approached I
tapped him on the shoulder to tell him where to drop me out. He screamed loudly,
lost complete control of the car, almost ran over an old lady as the cab mounted
the footpath, stopping inches away from a lamp post.
"Don't ever do that again" said the driver. I apologised saying that I didn't realise
that a tiny tap on the shoulder would frighten him to the extent it had. "It's not
really your fault I suppose" the taxi driver lamented "it's my first day as a taxi
driver: I've spent the last fifteen years driving a funeral van."
Lost my cell..All are requested to send your contact details with name pls...
Happiness is not something you find, It's something you create.
The maths teacher asked Little Billy "If you have £20 and I ask you for £10 as a
loan, how many pounds would you still have?".
"Twenty" came the reply.
"How so?" enquired the teacher.
"Just because you ask me to loan you £10, it doesn't mean I am going to".
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Happiness is not something you find, It's something you create.
jaatdesi (September 7th, 2012), rajpaldular (June 20th, 2012)
Teacher: Tell me an example of a creature which can live on water as well as the land.
Student: Frog.
Teacher: Another example.
Student: Another frog
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ndalal (June 20th, 2012), rajpaldular (June 20th, 2012)
Ek bai ek pagal khane main raat nai ek pagal khada hoya 3 baje ar diwaar kai kaan la kai khada hogya. Dusre nai dekhya tai wo bhi khada hogya diwaar kai kaan la kai.......sahaj sahaj saare pagal khade ho ge diwaar kai kaan la kai......subah daactar saab aaye, dekhya pagal khane mai kati shaanti, daactar saab raaji, bhitar jaa kai dekhya saare pagal kaan laye khade diwaar kai........daactar saab nai bhi kaan laa liye diwaar kai......5 min paachey daactar saab bole " rai ke kar rahe so, kuch na sunta kyun dukhi ho rahe ho" ,pagal bole " daactar saab 5 min mai kuch sun jya he tai hum ke bawle hain raat tai kaan laye khade hain"
Lost my cell..All are requested to send your contact details with name pls...
Happiness is not something you find, It's something you create.
Ek Pinjre mein kuch totey ek Toti ko chaidh rahey the...
Jabki dusre pinjre mei ek Tota puja aur dusra tota Namaz padh raha tha,
Maalik ne toti ko sharif toton ke pinjre me daal diya. Jab toti us pinjre me gayi toh puja karne wala tota Namaz padhne wale tote se bola
..."Utho Haji sahab dua kubul ho gayi..
Lost my cell..All are requested to send your contact details with name pls...
Happiness is not something you find, It's something you create.
teacher: kaal kyo koni aayo re...
student: kutio khaygio...
teacher: dikha.
student: dekho...
teacher: ghaav ro koi nisan to koni..
student: kutio "BOKLHO" thi.
महाबला महावीर्या महासत्यपराक्रमा: |
सर्वांगे क्षत्रिया जट्टा देवकल्पा दृढ़व्रताः ||
ravinderjeet (September 10th, 2012), satyenderdeswal (September 10th, 2012)
Aftr robbing d Bank,
robber 2 clerk:Did u see me robbing?
Clerk:Yes.Robber shot him dead
asked next clerk:Did u?
2nd clerk:No, But my wife saw u
महाबला महावीर्या महासत्यपराक्रमा: |
सर्वांगे क्षत्रिया जट्टा देवकल्पा दृढ़व्रताः ||
Jatrana (September 24th, 2012), JSRana (September 10th, 2012), ravinderjeet (September 10th, 2012), satyenderdeswal (September 10th, 2012)