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  1. #61
    आउल एक किलो जलेबी खाने के बाद
    बोला,
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    "भैया थोड़ी सी चीनी दे दो।"
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    दुकानदार: चीनी क्यों?
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    आउल: "सोच रहा हूँ खाने के बाद कुछ मीठा हो जाये।"
    India and Israel (Hindus & Jews) are true friends in this World. Both are Long Live and yes also both have survived and surviving under adverse conditions.

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  3. #62
    डॉक्टर (आउल बाबा से)- बहुत कमजोरी है! फल
    खाया करो छिलके
    सहित!
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    एक घंटे बाद..
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    आउल बाबा - डॉक्टर साहब! मेरे पेट में बहुत दर्द हो रहा है!
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    डॉक्टर- क्या खाया था?
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    आउल बाबा - नारियल छिलके सहित...........
    India and Israel (Hindus & Jews) are true friends in this World. Both are Long Live and yes also both have survived and surviving under adverse conditions.

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  5. #63
    500 मीटर की दौड़।
    रेफरी : 1 2 3 & गो…।
    सब दौड़ पड़े परन्तु शहजादा राहुल खड़ा रहा
    रेफरी : शहजादे तुम यहीं खड़े हो। दौड़े क्यूँ नही ?
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    शहजादा : सर अपने अभी 3 तक ही बोला है, मेरा नंबर तो 4 है।

    भोंदू युवराज नही सुधरेगा कभी।
    India and Israel (Hindus & Jews) are true friends in this World. Both are Long Live and yes also both have survived and surviving under adverse conditions.

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  7. #64
    मूर्ख शहजादा (राउल विन्ची) ------- (कुछ दिन पहले): गरीबी मन का वहम है।


    मूर्ख शहजादा - ( आज): कांग्रेस गरीबों की पार्टी है।


    अर्थात : कांग्रेस कोई पार्टी नही, मन का वहम है।
    India and Israel (Hindus & Jews) are true friends in this World. Both are Long Live and yes also both have survived and surviving under adverse conditions.

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  9. #65
    "There is a concept of escape velocity in aeronautics. What is the escape velocity of Jupiter? It is 60 km/second acceleration. In India, we have the caste system, here also you will find escape velocity. For SCs, there is a need for Jupiter's escape velocity. SCs look at Ambedkarji with pride. The reason is he gained escape velocity. And he worked on the Constitution and worked on reservation." Rahul Ji said this in Dalit Sammelan.

    After this Dalits are planning to send some people from their community to study Aeronautics as they want to understand how Jupiter would help in their empowerment.


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  11. #66
    मित्रों ! कांग्रेस के शहजादे आउल बाबा के कारनामों का वर्णन करती हुई एक धमाकेदार वेब साईट लांच हुई है।



    www.pappupedia.com


    अपने रिस्क पे विजिट करें। हा हा हा हा हा हा हा हा हा हा हा हा !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    India and Israel (Hindus & Jews) are true friends in this World. Both are Long Live and yes also both have survived and surviving under adverse conditions.

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  13. #67
    ** राजघाट पर शहजादा आउल गाँधी 2 अक्टूबर को **



    शहजादा : बापू मुझे आशीर्वाद दीजिये ताकि मैं नरेन्द्र मोदी को हरा सकूँ और देश का युवा पीएम बन सकूँ।


    गाँधी : आशीर्वाद है बेटा, तुम मोदी के विरुद्ध चुनाव लड़ोगे और उसकी जमानत जब्त करवा दोगे। अगले चुनाव में कांग्रेस 90% सीट जीतेगी और 2014 से 2044 तक तुम ही पीएम रहोगे।

    शहजादा : बापू मजाक ना करो।


    गांधी : शुरू किसने किया था।
    India and Israel (Hindus & Jews) are true friends in this World. Both are Long Live and yes also both have survived and surviving under adverse conditions.

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    शहजादे राउल विन्ची की विशेषता !


    वो अपनी जाति और गुरु फटाफट बदल लेता है।
    India and Israel (Hindus & Jews) are true friends in this World. Both are Long Live and yes also both have survived and surviving under adverse conditions.

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  17. #69
    काँग्रेस के चतुर Silencer का "बलात्कार" भाषण Rahul Gandhi's '3-Idiots' Moment http://mobst.ac/19QeMKS via @mobstac_pub”

    India and Israel (Hindus & Jews) are true friends in this World. Both are Long Live and yes also both have survived and surviving under adverse conditions.

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  19. #70
    राहुल गाँधी का इंटरव्यू !!!

    सुना है आप पी एम के पद पर खड़े होने वाले हैं।


    राहुल:- हाँ मम्मी और मनमोहन सिंह ने बोला है।

    ओके सर। अंतिम प्रश्न 1 से 10 तक काउंट करके बताओ।
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    राहुल : 1, 2, 3,4,5,7,8,9,10.
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    पत्रकार : 6 कहाँ है?
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    राहुल: आज सुबह tv पर न्यूज़ में बता रहा था:


    "एक बस दुर्घटना मे 6 की मौत हो गई...!!"
    India and Israel (Hindus & Jews) are true friends in this World. Both are Long Live and yes also both have survived and surviving under adverse conditions.

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  21. #71
    मूर्ख शहज़ादा राहुल गांधी निर्मल बाबा से बोला :-बाबा हमारा तो सूपड़ा ही साफ़ हो गया। अब कुछ ऐसा उपाय करो कि मैं देश
    का प्रधानमंत्री बन जाऊँ।

    निर्मल बाबा -कभी ट्रेन में चाय बेची है?


    मूर्ख शहज़ादा राहुल -नहीं बेचीं।


    बाबा -बस बस। शुरू करो। कृपा वहीं अटकी हुई है।
    India and Israel (Hindus & Jews) are true friends in this World. Both are Long Live and yes also both have survived and surviving under adverse conditions.

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  23. #72
    एक लड़की स्कूटी से जा रही थी तभी स्कूटी का टायर भैंस के गोबर के बीच में से गुजर गया.


    वहाँ आउल बाबा खड़ा था उसने तालियाँ बजा कर कहा:




    "हैप्पी बर्थडे टू यू ....".
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    लड़की रुकी और बोली :- "केवल विश करने से काम नहीं चलेगा, केक तो खाना ही पड़ेगा।
    India and Israel (Hindus & Jews) are true friends in this World. Both are Long Live and yes also both have survived and surviving under adverse conditions.

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  25. #73




    कोई मित्र कृपया ये बता दे कि ये शहज़ादा कर क्या रहा है?
    साला अपुन की तो खोपड़ी ही खराब हो गयी।
    India and Israel (Hindus & Jews) are true friends in this World. Both are Long Live and yes also both have survived and surviving under adverse conditions.

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  27. #74
    Quote Originally Posted by rajpaldular View Post




    कोई मित्र कृपया ये बता दे कि ये शहज़ादा कर क्या रहा है?
    साला अपुन की तो खोपड़ी ही खराब हो गयी।

    Modi ne help jo ki amethi main. ye madhoos ho gaye. smirti jeetni chiye waha

  28. #75
    Quote Originally Posted by amankadian View Post
    Modi ne help jo ki amethi main. ye madhoos ho gaye. smirti jeetni chiye waha
    Pls elaborate your point, your this statement resembles many of statements made by shri digveejay ji
    -- Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes.
    -- When you talk, you are only repeating what you already know. But if you listen, you may learn something new.

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  30. #76
    Quote Originally Posted by Prikshit View Post
    Pls elaborate your point, your this statement resembles many of statements made by shri digveejay ji
    Desh Pain main or Pappu Spain main

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  32. #77
    In the mean time, Rahul Gandhi to Sonia: मम्मी जीता तो मै था, फिर शपथ स्मृति इरानी क्यों ले रही है?
    India and Israel (Hindus & Jews) are true friends in this World. Both are Long Live and yes also both have survived and surviving under adverse conditions.

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  34. #78
    Teacher: What is carat?
    Bhondu : A carat is basically a rat who is a Chartered Accountant."
    India and Israel (Hindus & Jews) are true friends in this World. Both are Long Live and yes also both have survived and surviving under adverse conditions.

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  36. #79
    राहुल बाबा को जन्मदिन की ढेर सारी शुभकामनाएँ..अगर आप ना होते तो हम चुटकुले बनाने वाले तो दर-दर की ठोकरें खाते फिरते|
    India and Israel (Hindus & Jews) are true friends in this World. Both are Long Live and yes also both have survived and surviving under adverse conditions.

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  38. #80
    भोन्दू राहुल को ये अटूट विश्वास है कि डीनो मोरिया, गणपति बाप्पा मोरिया का बेटा है।
    India and Israel (Hindus & Jews) are true friends in this World. Both are Long Live and yes also both have survived and surviving under adverse conditions.

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