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Thread: Rahul Gandhi Joke Book

  1. #261
    राजस्थान, एमपी एवँ छत्तीसगढ़ में यदि हमारी सरकार बनी तो हम मोबाइल उगाने के पौधे लगाएंगे?------पप्पू खां
    India and Israel (Hindus & Jews) are true friends in this World. Both are Long Live and yes also both have survived and surviving under adverse conditions.

  2. #262
    पप्पू खां : जब मैंने जन्म लिया था तो मिलेट्री वालों ने इक्कीस तोपों की प्रणामी मुझे दी थी।
    चाँदसुरजेवाला : कमाल है मालिक, सबका निशाना चूक गया।
    India and Israel (Hindus & Jews) are true friends in this World. Both are Long Live and yes also both have survived and surviving under adverse conditions.

  3. #263
    खरबपति है तो क्या हुआ, जैसे राहुल खजूर।

    राजमाता को चैन नहीं और पीएम की कुर्सी है अति दूर।

    India and Israel (Hindus & Jews) are true friends in this World. Both are Long Live and yes also both have survived and surviving under adverse conditions.

  4. #264
    राहुल खां गांधी एवँ रणदीप सुरजेवाला के बीच बातचीत का एक अंश:--


    राहुल खां गांधी- रणदीप जी ! ऐश्वर्या का विवाह तो अभिषेक बच्चन के साथ हुआ था न?
    रणदीप सुरजेवाला- जी हां सरकार।
    राहुल खां गांधी- तब ऐश्वर्या का तलाक तेजप्रताप यादव से क्यों हो रहा है?,
    रणदीप सुरजेवाला अभी तक बेहोश?
    India and Israel (Hindus & Jews) are true friends in this World. Both are Long Live and yes also both have survived and surviving under adverse conditions.

  5. #265
    ऋषि कपूर : देश के हर स्मारक,सरकारी भवन, रोड का नाम गाँधी नेहरू परिवार के नाम पर क्यों है,क्या तुम्हारे बाप का माल है?


    कांग्रेस: तुम्हारे बाप राज कपूर ने अपनी फ़िल्म का नाम राहुल खां के नाम पर क्यों रखा? क्या वो तुम्हारे बाप का माल है?


    ऋषि कपूर:कौन सी फ़िल्म?


    कांग्रेस:"मेरा नाम जोकर।"
    India and Israel (Hindus & Jews) are true friends in this World. Both are Long Live and yes also both have survived and surviving under adverse conditions.

  6. #266
    राहुल खां गाँधी ने एक ज्योतिषी से बड़ी उत्सुकता से पूछा - महाराज ! मैं प्रधानमंत्री तो बन जाऊँगा ना?
    ज्योतिषी :- धीरज से काम लो बेटा, अवश्य बन जाओगे?
    राहुल खां गाँधी ने अब धीरज को काम पर रख लिया है?
    India and Israel (Hindus & Jews) are true friends in this World. Both are Long Live and yes also both have survived and surviving under adverse conditions.

  7. #267
    The best Pappu joke I read in a while....

    Tharoor to Pappu: "Sir, there has been a major terrorist attack in Chennai. 10 Tamilians have been killed"Pappu is silent. His lips quiver. His hands shiver. His eyes wells up. He is unable to speak.

    Tharoor is stunned. He never imagined that this event could affect his master so badly.After a few minutes, in a trembling voice, Pappu asks *"So, how many millions are there in one tamillion?"

    India and Israel (Hindus & Jews) are true friends in this World. Both are Long Live and yes also both have survived and surviving under adverse conditions.

  8. #268
    Quote Originally Posted by rajpaldular View Post
    The best Pappu joke I read in a while....

    Tharoor to Pappu: "Sir, there has been a major terrorist attack in Chennai. 10 Tamilians have been killed"Pappu is silent. His lips quiver. His hands shiver. His eyes wells up. He is unable to speak.

    Tharoor is stunned. He never imagined that this event could affect his master so badly.After a few minutes, in a trembling voice, Pappu asks *"So, how many millions are there in one tamillion?"

    Hahahahahaha
    It's a child brain, come down to that level to understand Pappuji . No teacher taught u how to answer any question. Hehehehehehe...........I am sorry Pappuji, even I can't control. Lol!!!!!!

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  10. #269
    राहुल खान गांधी :- ईद बहुत पुराना पर्व है।
    पत्रकार :- अर्थात?
    राहुल खान गांधी :- महाभारत में भी उल्लेख है, भीष्म पितामह कहते थे, "आओ उस्मान भाई।"
    पत्रकार (अपना सिर फोड़ते हुए): वो उस्मान भाई नहीं बे, "आयुष्मान भवः" कहते थे!
    India and Israel (Hindus & Jews) are true friends in this World. Both are Long Live and yes also both have survived and surviving under adverse conditions.

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