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    Breaking News

    "Breaking News"........ "The Chicken Crossed the Road"............ A Media Story.......
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    "But there is No Road" - Kapil Sibal

    "I Never Laid out Any Road for Anyone to Cross" - Kamal Nath

    "Hamari parteeeee....aam murgeeee ki parteeeee hain" - Italian Indian

    "The chickon cross the road on 24 May at 6 pm...we're no longer
    accountable as now it is 27 May" - Party worker

    "Genuine Chicken error" - P Chidambaram

    "But sources within the Congress say that the chicken did follow the
    rules...the PM was misled" - Barkha Dutt

    "But who hid the chicken from the Prime Minister?"- Nidhi Razdan

    "Many chicken have been run over by trucks. I saw the bones" - Rahul Gandhi

    "Chicken died while crossing the road.. It called and told me RSS did
    it" - Diggy

    "We give a clean chick...errr....chit to the chicken" - CBI

    "Rahul has been misquoted and quoted out of context by the media in
    this chicken issue" - Jayanthi Natarajan

    "On 'Face the Nation' tonight: Do chicken have a right to cross the
    road when the roads are so mismanaged?" - Sagarika

    "Wish there is a day when special roads are built for chicken to
    exercise their freedom. Till then, Goodnight" - Rajdeep

    "Our government is taking strong steps to protect chicken by closing
    down roads. BJP is anti-chicken by building roads" - Manish Tewari

    "Dead chicken will file affidavit in court clearly stating that new
    roads are being built in Gujarat to kill them" - Teesta Setalvad

    "There are two kinds of chicken out there. One who live happily in
    luxury of poultry farm. Others who slog it out on the road" - Rahul
    Gandhi

    "I have papers here in my hand .. you can't deny that chicken did cross" - Arnab

    "Look, I represent the Congress party and not the Government, so I
    can't answer this" - Jayanthi Natarajan
    Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant.
    Everyone in Our life is going to hurt us, sooner or later. But we have to decide. what's more important? The Pain Or The Person.

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    .मुर्गियों का दाना पानी कम कर दो ,कमजोरी होगी तो अपने आप बहार नहीं जा पाएगी..असल में अगर इस मुरगी को पहले ही काट के खा लिया होता तो आज ये नोबत नहीं आती - खाप प्रधान काले ..t .o .i न्यूज़

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    Last edited by drkarminder; October 22nd, 2012 at 01:55 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by drkarminder View Post
    .मुर्गियों का दाना पानी कम कर दो ,कमजोरी होगी तो अपने आप बहार नहीं जा पाएगी..असल में अगर इस मुरगी को पहले ही काट के खा लिया होता तो आज ये नोबत नहीं आती - खाप प्रधान काले ..t .o .i न्यूज़

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    हा हा हा यो काटा रोग |

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    Quote Originally Posted by drkarminder View Post
    .मुर्गियों का दाना पानी कम कर दो ,कमजोरी होगी तो अपने आप बहार नहीं जा पाएगी..असल में अगर इस मुरगी को पहले ही काट के खा लिया होता तो आज ये नोबत नहीं आती - खाप प्रधान काले ..t .o .i न्यूज़

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    Remember, we all stumble, every one of us.
    That's why it's a comfort to go hand in hand.
    :D

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    Quote Originally Posted by drkarminder View Post
    .मुर्गियों का दाना पानी कम कर दो ,कमजोरी होगी तो अपने आप बहार नहीं जा पाएगी..असल में अगर इस मुरगी को पहले ही काट के खा लिया होता तो आज ये नोबत नहीं आती - खाप प्रधान काले ..t .o .i न्यूज़

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    hahhahahahaha sahi tadka sa laga diya bhai............
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    THE MOST DANGEROUS THING IN THE WORLD IS AN IDEA.:rolleyes:
    THE MOST DANGEROUS PERSON IN THE WORLD IS ONE WITH AN IDEA....!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by vikasJAT View Post
    hahhahahahaha sahi tadka sa laga diya bhai............
    Kasse, teri night shift me duty laag rhi hai ke bhai?? sari post raat ne 12 baje pache likhe se!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by malikdeepak1 View Post
    Kasse, teri night shift me duty laag rhi hai ke bhai?? sari post raat ne 12 baje pache likhe se!!
    na bhai se to day shift,per office me JL open ni kar sakta, baki JL pe bhaiya ne dekhe bina jee na lagta,jyate night me aa jaau hoon.
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    THE MOST DANGEROUS THING IN THE WORLD IS AN IDEA.:rolleyes:
    THE MOST DANGEROUS PERSON IN THE WORLD IS ONE WITH AN IDEA....!!!!!!
    :rolleyes:

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    Quote Originally Posted by vikasJAT View Post
    na bhai se to day shift,per office me JL open ni kar sakta, baki JL pe bhaiya ne dekhe bina jee na lagta,jyate night me aa jaau hoon.

    Nokri badal le bhaii .. aajkal to khub hiring chal rahi h ..
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    Quote Originally Posted by navdeepkhatkar View Post
    Nokri badal le bhaii .. aajkal to khub hiring chal rahi h ..
    bhai Digital Marketing me koi job ho to bata diyo.........main b change k checkar me hoon
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    THE MOST DANGEROUS PERSON IN THE WORLD IS ONE WITH AN IDEA....!!!!!!
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  17. #10

    Stop copy pasting non jat jokes here!

    This thread is being closed!
    There is a place in Delhi named "Rani Bagh". I say its irony at it's fullest!

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