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  1. November 8th, 2012, 05:41 PM #1
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    जाट और पंडित

    एक बार एक जाट ट्यूबेल खातर खोदे था पर नीचे पानी नहीं मील्या . उसने दूसरा खोद्या तो उढ़े भी पानी नहीं मील्या . उसकी घरआली बोली किस्से पंडित जी ने पूछ ले अक कीत पानी मिलेगा .

    जाट बोल्या , इन पंडता ने के बेरा खेती का , इससे जिद में दो कुंवे और खोद मार्रे , पानी फेर भी नहीं मील्या . सोच्या ले घराली की बात मान ले . उसने पंडित जी न्योत लिए .
    पंडित जी भी तीन चार चेले ले के जिमान आगया .
    जाट ने के करया एक चेल्यान के तो खीर के उप्पर शक्कर घाल दी और पंडित जी के खीर के निचे शक्कर घाल दी . पंडित जी ने खीर देखि तो बोल्या , जजमान शक्कर तो घाल दयो .

    जाट ने एक मारया उसके कान के निचे और बोल्या ताने दो आंगल निचे की शक्कर तो दिखी कोन्या और 150 फट निचे का पानी बतावेगा ..
    We judge ourselves by what we feel capable of doing, while others judge us by what we have already done
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  3. November 8th, 2012, 07:05 PM #2
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    SALURAM ने भी यही चुटकला आज ही पोस्ट किया है ऊपर वाले लिंक पर। पर उन्होंने रोमन में लिखा है। कर्मेन्द्र जी ने इसको हिन्दी में छाप दिया, अच्छा किया। किस्सा खूब बढ़िया है।

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  5. November 8th, 2012, 07:16 PM #3
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    सालूराम ने बी बिघन ठा राख्या से हाडे..इस्ते भी बचना पड़ेगा..हा हा..

    i request moderators to delete my thread and keep saluram's , let mr.saluram enjoy at jatland because he is a new member.
    We judge ourselves by what we feel capable of doing, while others judge us by what we have already done
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  7. November 8th, 2012, 10:14 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by drkarminder View Post
    सालूराम ने बी बिघन ठा राख्या से हाडे..इस्ते भी बचना पड़ेगा..हा हा..

    i request moderators to delete my thread and keep saluram's , let mr.saluram enjoy at jatland because he is a new member.
    Saluram puri raat gede mari ja se aur chappi ja se................badiya se
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    THE MOST DANGEROUS THING IN THE WORLD IS AN IDEA.:rolleyes:
    THE MOST DANGEROUS PERSON IN THE WORLD IS ONE WITH AN IDEA....!!!!!!    :rolleyes:
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  8. November 8th, 2012, 10:15 PM #5
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    are Karminder tera byah hon aala se kyu Pandito pe chuttkale likh likh khatra mol le hai.............hahhahahhahaha
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    THE MOST DANGEROUS THING IN THE WORLD IS AN IDEA.:rolleyes:
    THE MOST DANGEROUS PERSON IN THE WORLD IS ONE WITH AN IDEA....!!!!!!    :rolleyes:
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  10. November 8th, 2012, 10:41 PM #6
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    bhai ji aapke thread ko delete na kiya jaye to achcha hain kyunki aapne ise apni bhasha me likha jisse jyada se jyada logon ke samajh me aa sake. Dr sahab aapne bahut achcha kaam kiya dhanaywad...
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  11. November 8th, 2012, 11:29 PM #7
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    nahi saluram bhai..enjoy karo..isme ke tera or ke mera..sab kuch apna e se..
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  13. November 9th, 2012, 12:36 AM #8
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    hey ram ji@dr sahab n saluram ji

    dono ke thread delete kar do-----lemme start new one---copy paste hi toh karna hai--
    i would do in both the versions
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  14. November 9th, 2012, 12:38 AM #9
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    he is a new member.

    naye kaise laga liye----part of JL since 2009-----

    humare senior hai
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  15. November 9th, 2012, 02:47 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by rekha View Post
    hey ram ji@dr sahab n saluram ji

    dono ke thread delete kar do-----lemme start new one---copy paste hi toh karna hai--
    i would do in both the versions
    ohle bhai yu PATH DIYA.........joke ka maza kir-kira kar diya
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  17. November 9th, 2012, 02:56 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by rekha View Post
    he is a new member.

    naye kaise laga liye----part of JL since 2009-----

    humare senior hai
    Yeah, he used to be an active member before going into self-exile. He extracted each and every bit of knowledge from Jatlanders in order to transform himself in a body builder. He returned to JL with never ending enrgy and zeal to post good material here.
    Bhai Saluram, I was one of the many advisors (muft ki salah dene wale), who had given desi nuskhe for your body building. Were you able to follow a few of them? If yes, please share the results...

    **Sadbhavanao aur shubhkamnao sahit**
    जिंदगी पथ है मंजिल की तरफ जाने का,
    जिंदगी नाम है तूफानों से टकराने का.
    मौत तो बस चैन से सो जाने की बदनामी है,
    जिंदगी गीत है मस्ती से सदा गाने का..
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  19. November 9th, 2012, 09:18 AM #12
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    deependra ji arr rekha ji
    koi jyada saal se JL ka member hain iska matlab yeh nahin ki vo senior ho gaya.
    yeh hamari samaaj se judi website hain. main to umar me aap sabse bahut chota hoon. mere brother(mama ka beta) ke nidhan se main business me akela ho gaya tha aur jyada tainson ki vajah se JL par kaafi din nahin aa saka tha. THANKS TO DR. SAHAB AND DEEPENDRAJI...
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  21. November 9th, 2012, 12:25 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by SALURAM View Post
    deependra ji arr rekha ji
    koi jyada saal se JL ka member hain iska matlab yeh nahin ki vo senior ho gaya.
    yeh hamari samaaj se judi website hain. main to umar me aap sabse bahut chota hoon. mere brother(mama ka beta) ke nidhan se main business me akela ho gaya tha aur jyada tainson ki vajah se JL par kaafi din nahin aa saka tha. THANKS TO DR. SAHAB AND DEEPENDRAJI...
    Bhai, sorry to hear about your loss..
    जिंदगी पथ है मंजिल की तरफ जाने का,
    जिंदगी नाम है तूफानों से टकराने का.
    मौत तो बस चैन से सो जाने की बदनामी है,
    जिंदगी गीत है मस्ती से सदा गाने का..
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  22. November 10th, 2012, 03:27 AM #14
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    re kyu aade serios serios reply kar k joke ki re re matti karo so............eh mere yaar sare joke ki chasni e khatam kar di thamne to
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    THE MOST DANGEROUS THING IN THE WORLD IS AN IDEA.:rolleyes:
    THE MOST DANGEROUS PERSON IN THE WORLD IS ONE WITH AN IDEA....!!!!!!    :rolleyes:
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  23. November 13th, 2012, 12:19 AM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by SALURAM View Post
    deependra ji arr rekha ji
    koi jyada saal se JL ka member hain iska matlab yeh nahin ki vo senior ho gaya.
    yeh hamari samaaj se judi website hain. main to umar me aap sabse bahut chota hoon. mere brother(mama ka beta) ke nidhan se main business me akela ho gaya tha aur jyada tainson ki vajah se JL par kaafi din nahin aa saka tha. THANKS TO DR. SAHAB AND DEEPENDRAJI...
    saluram ji, i feel that u are very honest and true person and i wish u flourish in ur buisness.

    keep faith in dear LORD and work hard.

    there is one dental college in devangere, i have few dentist friends there. feel free to contact me if u need any help.
    Last edited by drkarminder; November 13th, 2012 at 12:24 AM.
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  24. November 13th, 2012, 12:42 AM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by drkarminder View Post
    saluram ji, i feel that u are very honest and true person and i wish u flourish in ur buisness.

    keep faith in dear LORD and work hard.

    there is one dental college in devangere, i have few dentist friends there. feel free to contact me if u need any help.
    thanx dr. Saheb ji......
    Kabhi jaroorat padi to jaroor aapse baat karenge...
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  25. December 13th, 2013, 09:04 AM #17
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    ha ha ha ha ha jai hind jai jaat ekta
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  26. December 13th, 2013, 09:11 AM #18
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