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  1. #41
    Quote Originally Posted by SALURAM View Post
    हा हा हा हा हा आप पहले शरारती तो बहुत थी मैंने खुद देखा यहाँ शरारत करते।
    .......nahi.....ab to mujhe bhi lagta hai.....ki Jatland ne kaha hoga place chhod do ......

  2. #42
    Quote Originally Posted by neel6318 View Post
    .......nahi.....ab to mujhe bhi lagta hai.....ki Jatland ne kaha hoga place chhod do ......
    हा हा हा हा हा हा हा हा
    जय भारत

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  4. #43
    Quote Originally Posted by SALURAM View Post
    हा हा हा हा हा हा हा हा
    Satyeshwar Ji aur Vijay Ji back stage baith kar batlate honge ki karne do inn dono ko kuchh bhi post.....apna to Jatland accha chal raha hai .......padhne waale, padhe ya na padhein........hahahahaha

  5. #44
    Quote Originally Posted by neel6318 View Post
    Satyeshwar Ji aur Vijay Ji back stage baith kar batlate honge ki karne do inn dono ko kuchh bhi post.....apna to Jatland accha chal raha hai .......padhne waale, padhe ya na padhein........hahahahaha
    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha uska ulta socha to baad me unke aur humare bich NK-Sk ho jayega.. vaise bagh ji ko jaisa aap sochti hain vaise nahin hain... jaise bahar se dikhte hian vaise hind mahasagar ki tarah andar se bhi shant hain ...
    जय भारत

  6. #45
    Quote Originally Posted by SALURAM View Post
    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha uska ulta socha to baad me unke aur humare bich NK-Sk ho jayega.. vaise bagh ji ko jaisa aap sochti hain vaise nahin hain... jaise bahar se dikhte hian vaise hind mahasagar ki tarah andar se bhi shant hain ...
    kyunki wo abhi back stage hain.......saamne mat bulao unhe....waise main to unse bhi nahi darti ......aap soch lo.......hehehe ....aur ye NK, SK ...kya hai?

  7. #46
    Quote Originally Posted by neel6318 View Post
    kyunki wo abhi back stage hain.......saamne mat bulao unhe....waise main to unse bhi nahi darti ......aap soch lo.......hehehe ....aur ye NK, SK ...kya hai?
    Maine unko samne se bhi dekha hain... back stage me rahte hue bhi Jatland ka bada khyaal rakhte hain.

    NK-SK= North Korea, South Korea
    जय भारत

  8. #47
    Quote Originally Posted by SALURAM View Post
    Maine unko samne se bhi dekha hain... back stage me rahte hue bhi Jatland ka bada khyaal rakhte hain.

    NK-SK= North Korea, South Korea
    accha, fir theek hai......kintu aap chinta mat karo NK-SK ki......main dekh leti hun Jeet kis paksh mein hai, wahin ho jaaungi.......

  9. #48
    Quote Originally Posted by neel6318 View Post
    accha, fir theek hai......kintu aap chinta mat karo NK-SK ki......main dekh leti hun Jeet kis paksh mein hai, wahin ho jaaungi.......
    हा हा हा हा हा हा आप तो शरद पवार की भी दादी निकली। जिधर सत्ता मिलती दिखे उसके साथ हो लो।
    जय भारत

  10. #49
    Quote Originally Posted by SALURAM View Post
    हा हा हा हा हा हा आप तो शरद पवार की भी दादी निकली। जिधर सत्ता मिलती दिखे उसके साथ हो लो।
    kuchh logon ki vichar-dhara hai ki khai iss aur bhi aur dusri taraf jhaanko to fir khaai hai......to jeet ke hi mar jaate hain ....sukooon ki neend to aayegi marne ke baad....bhoot nahi banna padega ....I mean to say Noorie, kyunki candle to christians haath mein pakadte hain aur hindu jan to diwa lete hain haath mein......to bhoot ko Christian kyun banne dun

  11. #50
    Quote Originally Posted by neel6318 View Post
    kuchh logon ki vichar-dhara hai ki khai iss aur bhi aur dusri taraf jhaanko to fir khaai hai......to jeet ke hi mar jaate hain ....sukooon ki neend to aayegi marne ke baad....bhoot nahi banna padega ....I mean to say Noorie, kyunki candle to christians haath mein pakadte hain aur hindu jan to diwa lete hain haath mein......to bhoot ko Christian kyun banne dun
    Noorie se yaad aaya apne ab tak naam change nahin kiya ??
    जय भारत

  12. #51
    Quote Originally Posted by SALURAM View Post
    Noorie se yaad aaya apne ab tak naam change nahin kiya ??
    pahle health change kar rahi hun khud ki, uske baad ki katar mein hain aise sab kaam

  13. #52
    Quote Originally Posted by neel6318 View Post
    pahle health change kar rahi hun khud ki, uske baad ki katar mein hain aise sab kaam
    मेरी तरह आप भी भैंस का घी खाया करो। महीना दर महीना एक पीपा घी खा लिया अच्छी खासी मोटी हो जाओगी। विश्वास न हो तो समर जी से पूछ लेना।
    जय भारत

  14. #53
    Quote Originally Posted by SALURAM View Post
    मेरी तरह आप भी भैंस का घी खाया करो। महीना दर महीना एक पीपा घी खा लिया अच्छी खासी मोटी हो जाओगी। विश्वास न हो तो समर जी से पूछ लेना।
    ghee jhela nahi jata aajkal tabiyat aisi hai....dil ghabra jata hai .....warna bhain aur gaaye dono ke doodh ka khoya bhi bahaut khaya......kintu, wajan apni marzi se badhta hai

  15. #54
    Quote Originally Posted by neel6318 View Post
    ghee jhela nahi jata aajkal tabiyat aisi hai....dil ghabra jata hai .....warna bhain aur gaaye dono ke doodh ka khoya bhi bahaut khaya......kintu, wajan apni marzi se badhta hai
    Hahahahaha Wajan badhana hi hain to full khao lekin time chhodkar ... kabhi 2 baje to kabhi 5 baje... khane ke baad sidda bistar.. no waking no jogging ... weight apne aap badhega
    जय भारत

  16. #55
    Quote Originally Posted by SALURAM View Post
    Hahahahaha Wajan badhana hi hain to full khao lekin time chhodkar ... kabhi 2 baje to kabhi 5 baje... khane ke baad sidda bistar.. no waking no jogging ... weight apne aap badhega
    Ram ji, aise to sirf taund badhti hai......hehehehehehe

  17. #56
    Quote Originally Posted by neel6318 View Post
    Ram ji, aise to sirf taund badhti hai......hehehehehehe
    बिना तौंद के 90 kg वजन हैं देसी घी, गुड़ अर दूध-दही के सहारे,
    तौंद तो चावल अर पापड़ खाने वालों की बढ़ती हैं।
    जय भारत

  18. #57
    Quote Originally Posted by SALURAM View Post
    बिना तौंद के 90 kg वजन हैं देसी घी, गुड़ अर दूध-दही के सहारे,
    तौंद तो चावल अर पापड़ खाने वालों की बढ़ती हैं।
    Moderators ko notice bhijwaun kya, jhooth bolte hain Ram bhai ji.......tala maarenge na tab pata chalega.....sach ko pasand karte hain moderators

  19. #58
    Quote Originally Posted by neel6318 View Post
    Moderators ko notice bhijwaun kya, jhooth bolte hain Ram bhai ji.......tala maarenge na tab pata chalega.....sach ko pasand karte hain moderators
    कोई झूठ न हैं 6 फिट 1 इंच ऊँचाई और 90 kg वजन हैं। आप चाहो तो खुद पधारकर चेक करवा सकती हैं। खासकर आते वक्त तौंद चेक करने का सामान लाना भूलना मत
    जय भारत

  20. #59
    Quote Originally Posted by SALURAM View Post
    कोई झूठ न हैं 6 फिट 1 इंच ऊँचाई और 90 kg वजन हैं। आप चाहो तो खुद पधारकर चेक करवा सकती हैं। खासकर आते वक्त तौंद चेक करने का सामान लाना भूलना मत
    hahahahahahaha........sacchai bol di fir se.......moderators ka attention le liya mujhse .......yahi kaam ladke sasural mein karte hain, waise hum bhi unhe dekh-dekh seekh jaate hain ...how to take all love of his family members from him

  21. #60
    Quote Originally Posted by neel6318 View Post
    hahahahahahaha........sacchai bol di fir se.......moderators ka attention le liya mujhse .......yahi kaam ladke sasural mein karte hain, waise hum bhi unhe dekh-dekh seekh jaate hain ...how to take all love of his family members from him
    samar bhaiya to pehle hath dho ke piche pade health wale mamle ko lekar ... Isliye mujhe weight badhana pada.
    जय भारत

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