Ek bai aapne subedar sahab daru ka peg la re the arrr unki ghar aali akhbar bacchann lag ree thi....
bolee yu dekho akhbar main ke likh rakhya sai "ke sharab peena sehat ke liye hanikarak hota hai ...."
to major sab forn bolle "band....
aaj tai e band...."
to subedarnni bolee "aacha jee aaj tai daru band ...."
to subedar sahab bole "na.... aaj tai yo akhbar band."