Recently the father of physics (Newton) made a visit to earth to watch a
movie. He watched a few Tamil movies and had his head spinning. He was
convinced that all his logics and laws in physics were just a huge pile
of junk and apologized for everything he had done. In the movie of
Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that he went
paranoid. Here are a few scenes:
1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't
be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great
Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet
passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is
cured. Long Live Rajanikanth.
2) In one of the movies, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters.
Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet. Guess what he
does....... He holds a knife in his hand and throws at the middle
gangster & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the
bullet into 2 pieces and kills both the gangsters on each side of the
middle gangster & the knife kill the middle one. Long Live Rajanikanth.
3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver but
he got no bullets in it. Guess what he does. Nah not even in your
remotest imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as
the gangster shoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his
revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment
and fires his gun. Bang... And the gangster dies.... Long Live
Rajanikanth.
This was too much for our Newton to take and he was completely shaken
and he decided to go back. But he happened to see a movie for one last
time and thought that at least one movie will follow his theory of
physics. The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the
world hasn't changed. Oops not so fast. The Climax finally arrives.
Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very
high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can't jump even if he tries like one
of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Rajanikanth
has to desperately kill the villain because it's the climax. Newton dada
is smiling since it is virtually impossible). Rajanikanth suddenly pulls
two guns from his pocket (Probably a backup). He throws one gun in the
air and when the gun has reached the height of the wall, he shoots at
the trigger of the first gun in air, with his second gun. Now the first
gun fires off and the villain is dead. Long Live Rajanikanth.
Newton commits suicide........!!!!