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    Newton's Re Visit to Earth.....

    Recently the father of physics (Newton) made a visit to earth to watch a
    movie. He watched a few Tamil movies and had his head spinning. He was
    convinced that all his logics and laws in physics were just a huge pile
    of junk and apologized for everything he had done. In the movie of
    Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that he went
    paranoid. Here are a few scenes:
    1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't
    be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great
    Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet
    passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is
    cured. Long Live Rajanikanth.

    2) In one of the movies, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters.
    Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet. Guess what he
    does....... He holds a knife in his hand and throws at the middle
    gangster & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the
    bullet into 2 pieces and kills both the gangsters on each side of the
    middle gangster & the knife kill the middle one. Long Live Rajanikanth.

    3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver but
    he got no bullets in it. Guess what he does. Nah not even in your
    remotest imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as
    the gangster shoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his
    revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment
    and fires his gun. Bang... And the gangster dies.... Long Live
    Rajanikanth.


    This was too much for our Newton to take and he was completely shaken
    and he decided to go back. But he happened to see a movie for one last
    time and thought that at least one movie will follow his theory of
    physics. The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the
    world hasn't changed. Oops not so fast. The Climax finally arrives.
    Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very
    high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can't jump even if he tries like one
    of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Rajanikanth
    has to desperately kill the villain because it's the climax. Newton dada
    is smiling since it is virtually impossible). Rajanikanth suddenly pulls
    two guns from his pocket (Probably a backup). He throws one gun in the
    air and when the gun has reached the height of the wall, he shoots at
    the trigger of the first gun in air, with his second gun. Now the first
    gun fires off and the villain is dead. Long Live Rajanikanth.


    Newton commits suicide........!!!!
    Believe In Yourself....

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    Great collection!!!
    Its this imaginative and innovative thinking that makes me go to see Indian films.

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    u r quite right ,in hindi and tamil films all that happen which is never ever possible in life.but that was good fun abt. newton. may his soul rest in peace, and hope no body else watches these kind of movies.

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    :-D :D ;D ^_^







    Hemant...
    "Many of life's failures are people who did not realise how close they were to success when they gave up"

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    true picture of indian movie

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    nice one
    really nice.
    cheers......
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