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  1. #1

    Car ki race

    एक बार दो दोस्त थे एक रपिये कमा के अमीर हो गया दूसरा कमजोर बयोन्त का रह गया.
    एक दिन बौदे ब्योंत वाला अपनी नैनो लिए जावै था और वा नैनो खराब होगी तो उसनै अपने दोस्त के पास फोन किया .


    दोस्त अपनी बी एम डब्लू लेके आ गया और नैनो का टोचन कर लिया . Bmw वाला बोला मै ज्यादा तेज हो जाऊ तो डीप्पर दे दिए.


    वो थोडे से चले थे एक मर्सीडीज वाला आया और बराबर कै निकलते होर्न बजा गया bmw वाले कै आग लाग गयी अर् दाब दिया पंजा

    लैफ्ट मै बी एम डब्लू राईट मै मर्सीडीज अर पाछै नैनो

    एक ठुल्ला डयूटी पै था उसनै देखा और साहब धोरे फोन मिलाया "जनाब जनाब रोड पै रेस लाग रही है"

    जनाब " रोज लागै है आडे जान दे"


    ना जनाब सुनो तो रेस मै बी एम डब्लू और मर्सीडीज बराबर है अर गेला गेला एक नैनो आला साईड खातर डिप्पर पै डिप्पर मारन लाग रहा है
    Dream is not what you see while sleeping. Dream is that which won't let you sleep

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    Wah wah

    A joke becoming reality. Once upon a time in World economy it was a reality, just replace brand with its Country.
    It is result of the hard work and sacrifice of Farmer families and Soldier families of India.
    In 1992 markets were opened but in vain, now very few Indian MNCs. Focus should have been on improving agriculture and military first instead of business/industries in 1992.

  4. #3
    के बात वरमा साहब किमे पेट मै खराबी है अक राह भूल गये ग्यान के मिन्गन हयूमर मै गेर गये
    Dream is not what you see while sleeping. Dream is that which won't let you sleep

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    Last edited by amitbudhwar; February 18th, 2016 at 03:56 PM.

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    भाई घणे दिन मै ईस मारे गलती तै तागा हयूमर मै गेर दिया माफ कर दयो
    Dream is not what you see while sleeping. Dream is that which won't let you sleep

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  9. #6
    Quote Originally Posted by rakeshsehrawat View Post
    भाई घणे दिन मै ईस मारे गलती तै तागा हयूमर मै गेर दिया माफ कर दयो
    haha....Rakesh ...tera sarcasm bhi........
    The word "EQUAL" has no meaning in human life

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  12. #8
    hahahahahha andi chutkala bhai........hasi e na rukhi yu padhi pache to
    Regards

    VIKAS DHANKHAR





    THE MOST DANGEROUS THING IN THE WORLD IS AN IDEA.:rolleyes:
    THE MOST DANGEROUS PERSON IN THE WORLD IS ONE WITH AN IDEA....!!!!!!
    :rolleyes:

  13. #9
    Quote Originally Posted by amitbudhwar View Post
    अपना रलदु वारी उठया करता:
    एक दन तगाजे त उठ ग्या.
    बाप- वा मेरे बेटे वा मेरे शेर
    रलदु = ना तेरा बेटा; ना तेरा शेर ...
    मूतन उठया था अर इब सोउंगा फेर




    hahahahahahaha andi chora tha bhai
    Regards

    VIKAS DHANKHAR





    THE MOST DANGEROUS THING IN THE WORLD IS AN IDEA.:rolleyes:
    THE MOST DANGEROUS PERSON IN THE WORLD IS ONE WITH AN IDEA....!!!!!!
    :rolleyes:

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  15. #10
    Quote Originally Posted by amitbudhwar View Post
    BUS KI RACE

    http://scroll.in/latest/800957/monke...hicles-damaged

    An Uttar Pradesh State Road Transport Corporation bus crashed into two other vehicles on Monday after a monkey took over its steering wheel. The bus was due to leave in half an hour, so the driver was taking a nap while the conductor stepped away to find more passengers, The Times of India reported. It was then that a monkey decided to hop into the vehicle and turn on the ignition before setting it off in second gear. The driver managed to regain control of it only after it had crashed into two other parked buses. The monkey fled after the driver woke up and chased it away.
    Passengers got out of the bus’ way, not knowing what had caused the disturbance. UPSRTC regional manager SK Sharma said the monkey menace is a real threat in the area. The animals regularly cause disturbances at state bus stops and workshops, and UPSRTC has reportedly asked municipal authorities to hire an agency to manage the problem.

    And some funny comments


    Monkey was Salman in previous life..

    Monkey, you should hire Salman's Lawyers


    Amit bhai yu angreji me k ger diya........... chutkale ka maza kir-kara kar diya bhai
    Regards

    VIKAS DHANKHAR





    THE MOST DANGEROUS THING IN THE WORLD IS AN IDEA.:rolleyes:
    THE MOST DANGEROUS PERSON IN THE WORLD IS ONE WITH AN IDEA....!!!!!!
    :rolleyes:

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