The Perfect !!....

[aakanksha]

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman
met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect
wedding.

Their life together was, of course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple
was driving their perfect car along a winding road,
when they noticed someone at the side of the road in
distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to
help.

There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys.
Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of
Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his
toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving
along delivering the toys.

Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and
the perfect couple; and Santa Claus had an accident.
Only one of them survived the accident.

Question: Who was the survivor?
(Scroll down for the answer. Trust me, it's worth it)
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Answer:
The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who
really existed in the first place. Everyone knows
there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as
a perfect man.



**** Women .... stop reading here, that is the end of the
joke.
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**** Men.......... keep scrolling.

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So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the
woman must have been driving. This explains why there
was a car accident.

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By the way, if you're a woman and you're still
reading, this illustrates another point: Women never
listen .. . .....

[santoshbenaam]

kaha se copy kiya hai?


santosh benaam

[ash_vj2000]

maan naa padegaa
u actually hv a good sense of humour
keep it up keep going

[lalit_nashier]

good one
keep it up...

cheers...........

[coolguy]

bahut badiya hia janab..
pl'z stop scrolling girls..........

[ss_godara]

Aakanksha (Mar 30, 2004 04:07 a.m.):
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman
met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect
wedding.

Their life together was, of course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple
was driving their perfect car along a winding road,
when they noticed someone at the side of the road in
distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to
help.

There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys.
Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of
Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his
toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving
along delivering the toys.

Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and
the perfect couple; and Santa Claus had an accident.
Only one of them survived the accident.

Question: Who was the survivor?
(Scroll down for the answer. Trust me, it's worth it)
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Answer:
The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who
really existed in the first place. Everyone knows
there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as
a perfect man.



**** Women .... stop reading here, that is the end of the
joke.
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**** Men.......... keep scrolling.

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So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the
woman must have been driving. This explains why there
was a car accident.

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By the way, if you're a woman and you're still
reading, this illustrates another point: Women never
listen .. . .....

bahut achhe huzoor bas aise hi aane do
koi padh ke pachhtaaye to pachhtaane do
vaise woman perfect ho kar jaayegi kahaan
yahi aana ha to fir kyon roke chalo jaane do