Modern Sholay

[utsedh]

This matter is most suitable for those who are IT professionals in US and watched Sholay movie several times. Here it goes.......


MAUSI, JAY & VEERU

After giving up 'goondagiri', Veeru has now joined an Indian body
shopper and has become a Computer Consultant. Jay goes to Mausi for 'Basanti
kaa haath mangane'..........
MAUSI: Bura nahin maanna beta, itna to poochna hi padtha hai ki
ladke ka khandaan kya hai, uske lakshan kaise hain,kamaata kitna hai, US me
masters kiya he...


AMITABH: kamaane ka to ye hai mausi, ki ek baar biwi baccho ki
jimmewari sar pe aa gai, to consultant ka kaam chod kar regular employee
hoga aur phir kamaane bhi lagega.

MAUSI: to kya abhi kucch bhi nahin kamaata?
AMITABH: nai, nai, ye maine kab kahaa mausi. kamaata hai lekin, ab
roj roj to 'client' mil nahi sakta na, kabhi kabhi "BENCH" per baith jaata
hai bechara.


MAUSI: BENCH pe bhi aana jana hai?
AMITABH: haan mausi, ab ye kambakht Computer Consultancy cheej hi
aisi hai. Aur bench par to bade bade log jeseke Bill Gates,Andrew Grove,
Larry Ellison bhi betha karte the.


MAUSI: to kya programmer hai?
AMITABH: chee, chi, chi, chee, chee! wo aur programmer? NAA! NAA!!
wo to bahut hi acchhaa aur nek ladka hai, lekin waise ek baar kisi desi body
shopper ke haat lag jaye na phir 'language/RDBMS/QA' ka kahaan hosh rahta
hai! haath pakad ke 'IDMS' ya 'QA'karvaane bithadiya desi ne, ab isme
bechaare Veeru ka kya dosh.


MAUSI: theek kahte ho beta, programmer woh, DBA woh, DESI ke paas
kaam karta hai woh, lekin uska koi dosh nahin.
AMITABH: mausi aap to mere dost ko galat samajh rahen hai, wo to
itna seedha aur bhola hai, arey Basanti se uski shaadi kar ke to dekhiye, ye
'programming', 'DBA' aur 'client ke paas jane ki aadat' to do din main
chhoot jayegi.
MAUSI: arey beta is budhiya ko samjha rahe ho! apne COMPUTER
CONSULTANTS ko chod dene ki aadat kisi body shopper ki chhooti hai aaj tak?


AMITABH: mausi aap Veeru ko nahin jaanti, biswaas kijiye wo is tarah
ka insaan nahin hai. ek baar shaadi ho gai to wo 'PAGER'bhi rakhna band kar
dega, bas PROGRAMMING apne aap chhoot jayegi.


MAUSI: hai raam, bas yehi ek kami baaki rah gai thi, to kya PAGER
bhi rakhta hai?
AMITABH: to usme kaun si buri baat hai mausi, arey PAGER to
PRESIDENT,VP, CEO aur unchey-unchey log rakhte hai haan.
MAUSI: accha! to beta ye bhi batate jaao ki tumhare ye gunwaan dost
assal me kis company ke employee hai?
AMITABH: bas mausi, hum 'trace' kar rahe hai, original HI milte hi
company ka pata chal jayega aur hum aapko khabar de denge.


MAUSI: ek baat ki daad dungi beta, bhale sow buraiyaan hon tumhare
dost main, phir bhi tumhare muh se uske liye tareef hi nikalti hai.


AMITABH: kya karoon mausi, hum body shoppers log hi kucch aise hai.
to ye rista pakka samjhoon.
MAUSI: pakka! bhale saari jindagi ladki kuwaari baithi rahe,lekin
aise aadmi se Basanti ko nahin byahne waali, sagi mausi hoon koi sauteli
maan nahin.
AMITABH: ajeeeeb baaat hai, mere itne samjhaane par bhi aapne inkaar
kar diya,bechaara Veeru, na jaane ab agla client kaha milega!!

[rajeshsindhu]

Utsedh, Good one but mis-placed. I think 'Humor' section is made for such jokes!
Cheers!
-Rajesh Sindhu

[utsedh]

Rajesh Ji,

I couldn't understand what are you trying to say. Anyway, thanks for the comments.

- Utsedh

[rajeshsindhu]

My Dear Utsedh Ji,
What i'm saying is that this joke should be in 'Humor' section, not in 'Current Affairs' as i see it now.

Cheers!
-Rajesh Sindhu

[utsedh]

Oh....I am sorry i really didn't notice this that's why i was skeptical about your comment. So if you can move this to Humor section, please do it or if i can do it please let me know how to do this.

Thanks,

- Utsedh