!!!!!??????!!!!!!

[malikmca]

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Equation:

7 Glances = 1 Smile

7 Smiles = 1 Meeting

7 Meetings = 1 Proposal

7 Proposals = 1 Marriage -

And that 1 Bloody marriage has 7777777777777 Problems.

So beware of a glance!

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Exams:

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;

1, Too Many Questions.

2, Difficult to Understand.

3, More Explanation is Needed.

4. Result is always FAIL!

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Liar:

A man is dying of Cancer.

His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling people u're dying of AIDS?"

Answer:"So when I'm dead no one will dare touch ur mom!"

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Delivered:

Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds

later a report came to his phoneand he started dancing.

The report said, "DELIVERED".

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Chinese Adam&Eve:

If Adam and Eve were Chinese we would still be in paradise

because they would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake.

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ThreeFeelings:

What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?

Stress is when wife is pregnant,Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,

and Panic is when BOTH are pregnant.

[rajeshrathee]

Malik sahab

aaj kal puri form main ho

sehwag ki tarah boundaries laga rahe ho

Keep doing it brother

rajesh