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  1. August 23rd, 2005, 08:25 PM #1
    jitendershooda
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    Mooch.....

    Ek bhai ne jib meri moochyan pe aapatti darj karai te ....Moochyan pe baat yaad aagi ....

    1. Ek be ek ke laambi laambi mooch thi ...cycle pe ja tha gaam me ....er cycle kime thodi aave thi chalani ....sikhtad tha ..

    Gaam tahi te le aya kukare .. Er sikhtad aadmi tej pelya kare na aati ho jib ...

    Mod pe ek tae ja thi ...pher ke tha balance bigad gya er POOOO DEEE cycle taae mein ....

    Aaaaareeeee….. JAE ROE ....AANPUTE DHEDH ..... Itni laambi laambi mooch le rahya er cycle chalani na aati .....

    Wo bichara aur te ke kahe tha ....bhunda sa muh bana ke .... Nu bolya .....

    "REEEEE TAAAAEEEE MOOCHYAN MEIN KE BREAK LAAG RAHI HEIN "
    :D


    2. Er ek be ek tau ke bhi aachi gabhru gabhru mooch thi ..... Tadkae tadak chah ( tea ) peen lag rahya tha ... Er dhore khat pe uska chota sa pota lot rahya tha… er ron lag rahya bhundi dhalan .... Sare gaam ne kattha karan ne ho rahya ...

    Ek ja tha oot sa balak nu bolya tau tene saram nahi aai ekla ekla chah peen lag rhaya.... er yo balak rove ...isne bhi pya de chah ...

    Tau bolya bhai ispe ke glass ke muh laya ja hai ....

    Wo oot kahe hai ....

    "TAU ITNI LAAMBI MOOCH KAD KAAM AVENGI ... CHAH MEIN DABO KE CHOOSA DE NE"

    Ha ha :D

    ( sorry for those who donot get some deep words of haryanvi, queries are welcome )
  2. August 23rd, 2005, 10:22 PM #2
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    Moonch jat ki pichan

    Bahut badhia Hooda saab.
    Maja aa gaya.
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  3. August 24th, 2005, 01:00 AM #3
    shwetashokeen
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    hahahaha........kasute joke the donu......
  4. August 24th, 2005, 04:22 AM #4
    suniljakhar
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    :rolleyes: yar aajkal to teri muchh nahi deekhti...kadae gyee...

    or koae photo nahi tha tarae dhorae adah lagan khatar...
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  5. August 24th, 2005, 12:14 PM #5
    dahiyasaab
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    Quote Originally Posted by suniljakhar
    :rolleyes: yar aajkal to teri muchh nahi deekhti...kadae gyee...

    or koae photo nahi tha tarae dhorae adah lagan khatar...
    kyun bhai chore k photu mein k burayi se,
    nd lage se, hooda bhai kati gadh raha se photu mein,
    janu chori aala teh dekhaan tahi khichva rakhya se !
    To err is human, to forgive is Not Company Policy !
  6. August 24th, 2005, 12:17 PM #6
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    good

    Jitender..bahut acha hai aapka chutkula.
  7. August 24th, 2005, 12:18 PM #7
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    it is bad

    Quote Originally Posted by suniljakhar
    :rolleyes: yar aajkal to teri muchh nahi deekhti...kadae gyee...

    or koae photo nahi tha tarae dhorae adah lagan khatar...


    really bad it is.
  8. August 24th, 2005, 12:38 PM #8
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    Thumbs up

    hooda bhai mast chutkala thaa.........keep it up.....
  9. August 24th, 2005, 05:44 PM #9
    anilsangwan
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    Bahi bahoot badhiya Joke....Gyaan sa aa gyaa!

    Sunil bhai : yoh Moochhan ka k rola sei ?
  10. August 24th, 2005, 06:14 PM #10
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    chala paad diya bhai hooda sahab....doosre joke main kati bighan bitha rakha hai.....good keep posting such jokes....
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  11. August 24th, 2005, 07:51 PM #11
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    good one

    rather too good(i mean two)
  12. August 24th, 2005, 10:27 PM #12
    jitendershooda
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    Quote Originally Posted by dahiyasaab
    kyun bhai chore k photu mein k burayi se,
    nd lage se, hooda bhai kati gadh raha se photu mein,
    janu chori aala teh dekhaan tahi khichva rakhya se !
    ha ha na re dahiya nu te sunil theek kahe hai aajkal moochyan ne kime ghat pasand karen hein ... chori aala te dikhe door te e ram ram kar dega .... er chori kade chilli maar ke bhaj le ... ha ha :D

    bahut bahut dhanyavad bhaiyo ..... bahut khusi hui ek bhaiyan ne chutkule pasand aaye ....
  13. August 25th, 2005, 01:32 AM #13
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    maraud MOCCHYAN ki

    bhai JITU JOKE bahut badhiya tha arr ya duniya tau nyoon-e kahey jaya karey MOOCHYAN ki MARAUD tau isiye hoya karey ak DUNIYA dekh K ney ZALEY ja arr kooch kar na sakti......
    (No offence to any one)

    thnx bhai
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  14. August 26th, 2005, 10:44 AM #14
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    wah

    Quote Originally Posted by jitendershooda
    Ek bhai ne jib meri moochyan pe aapatti darj karai te ....Moochyan pe baat yaad aagi ....

    1. Ek be ek ke laambi laambi mooch thi ...cycle pe ja tha gaam me ....er cycle kime thodi aave thi chalani ....sikhtad tha ..

    Gaam tahi te le aya kukare .. Er sikhtad aadmi tej pelya kare na aati ho jib ...

    Mod pe ek tae ja thi ...pher ke tha balance bigad gya er POOOO DEEE cycle taae mein ....

    Aaaaareeeee….. JAE ROE ....AANPUTE DHEDH ..... Itni laambi laambi mooch le rahya er cycle chalani na aati .....

    Wo bichara aur te ke kahe tha ....bhunda sa muh bana ke .... Nu bolya .....

    "REEEEE TAAAAEEEE MOOCHYAN MEIN KE BREAK LAAG RAHI HEIN "
    :D


    2. Er ek be ek tau ke bhi aachi gabhru gabhru mooch thi ..... Tadkae tadak chah ( tea ) peen lag rahya tha ... Er dhore khat pe uska chota sa pota lot rahya tha… er ron lag rahya bhundi dhalan .... Sare gaam ne kattha karan ne ho rahya ...

    Ek ja tha oot sa balak nu bolya tau tene saram nahi aai ekla ekla chah peen lag rhaya.... er yo balak rove ...isne bhi pya de chah ...

    Tau bolya bhai ispe ke glass ke muh laya ja hai ....

    Wo oot kahe hai ....

    "TAU ITNI LAAMBI MOOCH KAD KAAM AVENGI ... CHAH MEIN DABO KE CHOOSA DE NE"

    Ha ha :D

    ( sorry for those who donot get some deep words of haryanvi, queries are welcome )
    wah Hooda sahib maja aa gaya
    carry on such good jokes
  15. August 27th, 2005, 07:29 AM #15
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    Thumbs up Moonch hot to ....

    bhai logon,
    moonche hot to hooda jaise ya na ho
    apki munche ghee pee pee kar badi tagdi ho gayi hai!
    keep them fit

    rock on,
    Jit
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  16. August 27th, 2005, 02:55 PM #16
    VirenderNarwal
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    wah teri moooooch
    मेरी जिन्दगी.....मेरा अन्दाज
    Work as a Labour.....Live as a King.
    कर भला हो भला.....अंत भले का भला
    To do better make changes where necessary and find other avenues.
    ALL POWER IS WITHIN YOU. YOU CAN DO ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING. BELIEVE IN THAT.
    अपने तो अपने होते हैं.....बाकी सब सपने होते हैं ।
  17. August 30th, 2005, 10:40 AM #17
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    Thumbs up Mooooooooooooooooooch !!!

    Quote Originally Posted by virender_narwal
    wah teri moooooch
    kimmey batao bhai moocha ka fashion log kyun fail karn ho rey se,
    jaat aer moooochaaaan ka teh purana rishta se !
    aer woh kahva kare na

    Bavlibooch tere dhadi na mooooooch !
    To err is human, to forgive is Not Company Policy !
  18. August 30th, 2005, 02:32 PM #18
    sumitsehrawat
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    "TAU ITNI LAAMBI MOOCH KAD KAAM AVENGI ... CHAH MEIN DABO KE CHOOSA DE NE"

    bohot badiya Hooda Shaaaaabhh.

    ek din time likaad kai saath baithenge. jib padhan main itni hasi aawe se tai bhai sunnan main teh chaaaley hey paad jaaange. aaap bas tyaaar kar kai rakho.

    :-)
    $umit


  19. August 31st, 2005, 08:24 AM #19
    suniljakhar
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    arae yar Anil, yo Hooda hae na, yo koa dan marae dhorae raya thaa Gurgaomae mae..arae bhai eb tae yo jama chikna ho rya sae...arrre jae na vishwas hota ho to es dhorae buj k dekh lao..

    bhai aajkal yo chhora bagad liya...Banglore ki hava lag gi ...

    Hanuman bachavae bhai Jitu nae...




    Yar Dahiya, yae muchh-dadi to ghar ki kheti sae,,,ji kara jabae bo layan gae...kunsa khad gaerna paedaga !!
    Last edited by suniljakhar; August 31st, 2005 at 08:30 AM.
    Blessed to be alive!!
  20. August 31st, 2005, 08:28 AM #20
    devdahiya
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    Good joke Jitu

    Fandoo joke tha bhai. Damn good Jitu! Lage raho.
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